I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago.

   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #21  
What is up with that, you ask?

I don't know.

I am thinking about knocking out an in depth 200 hour review of my Kioti tractor so others know what to expect.

Here is the first draft of Eric's in depth 200 hour review (hope you have a sense of humor Eric):

Great tractor! Then I broke it. Fixed it. Great tractor!! Then I broke it again. Fixed it. Great tractor!!! Then I broke it again. Fixed it. Great tractor. Then I broke it again. Fixed it........:D
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #22  
Mine notices most anything new. I have gotten comments like, "What is that round thing?" Brass tumbler... "Why do you need a small one and a big one?" ... none ya... And out of all of the computer equipment (I work from home) on two tables, she happened to notice a new device the size of a large coffee mug... none ya ... :)

It has taken me 20+ years (I know, I'm slow) to come up with a reply to wife asking "Why do you need ..." and that is to turn it right back around ... "Why do you need so many shoes?", "Why do need so many outfits". You have to use their psychology against them ... "Well, honey, just like you have shoes for different outfits or activities ... this chainsaw is for felling, this one is for limbing, this one for a saw mill, this one is a spare so if I pinch a bar in the field far away I don't have to pack it all up and come back home and I can keep on working" ....
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #23  
It has taken me 20+ years (I know, I'm slow) to come up with a reply to wife asking "Why do you need ..." and that is to turn it right back around ... "Why do you need so many shoes?", "Why do need so many outfits". You have to use their psychology against them ... "Well, honey, just like you have shoes for different outfits or activities ... this chainsaw is for felling, this one is for limbing, this one for a saw mill, this one is a spare so if I pinch a bar in the field far away I don't have to pack it all up and come back home and I can keep on working" ....

Be careful with this. She can probably fit a lot more shoes in the closet than you can chain saws in the garage. :laughing:
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #24  
What is up with that, you ask?

I don't know.

I am thinking about knocking out an in depth 200 hour review of my Kioti tractor so others know what to expect.

I don't have 200 hours to spare reading your review.

Could you make a 10 minute review?
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #25  
"Why do you need ..."

Why honey, I need this because it will save me time. So I can spend more time with you! (works every time :thumbsup:)
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #26  
Why honey, I need this because it will save me time. So I can spend more time with you! (works every time :thumbsup:)

Ha, ha, ha. Mine would just roll her eyes. Kinda like when I say, "yes dear".
 
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   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #27  
I don't have 200 hours to spare reading your review. Could you make a 10 minute review?

You won't have to read it, he will make a video of it.

But this about sums it up.




Here is the first draft of Eric's in depth 200 hour review (hope you have a sense of humor Eric): Great tractor! Then I broke it. Fixed it. Great tractor!! Then I broke it again. Fixed it. Great tractor!!! Then I broke it again. Fixed it. Great tractor. Then I broke it again. Fixed it........:D
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #28  
It has taken me 20+ years (I know, I'm slow) to come up with a reply to wife asking "Why do you need ..." and that is to turn it right back around ... "Why do you need so many shoes?", "Why do need so many outfits". You have to use their psychology against them ... "Well, honey, just like you have shoes for different outfits or activities ... this chainsaw is for felling, this one is for limbing, this one for a saw mill, this one is a spare so if I pinch a bar in the field far away I don't have to pack it all up and come back home and I can keep on working" ....

My wife has horses, so she can't complain about ANYTHING I might want to buy...of course, since she has horses, we can't really afford anything else (unless it is directly related to horse maintenance; that's how I got the tractor in the first place!).
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #29  
Why honey, I need this because it will save me time. So I can spend more time with you! (works every time :thumbsup:)

Now see that one can work two ways. When you're all starry–eyed and haven't been married too long ... that will work. But then there comes the time when she'll just let you have the thing so you get out of her hair long enough for her to watch all the FoodNetwork competitions she recorded practically filling up the DVR.
 
   / I bought a little Kioti a little over two years ago. #30  
Heck, I had to buy a smaller chainsaw....for HER! She uses it, too! Sometimes she'll let me borrow it for limbing...
 

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