I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today!

   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #11  
The more difficult "talk" will be when he wants to know why the orange tractor wants to be a green tractor.

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   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #12  
Lol. What happens when he notices that a tractor that's supposed to be red and white shows history of being red, yellow, and brown through its chipping paint.
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today!
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Lol. What happens when he notices that a tractor that's supposed to be red and white shows history of being red, yellow, and brown through its chipping paint.

Maybe in a North Carolina bathroom? I hear they have a real epidemic of that going on down there. :laughing:
 
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The more difficult "talk" will be when he wants to know why the orange tractor wants to be a green tractor.

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That's just wrong.
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today!
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#15  
In a few years when you have the other "talk", you'll want to take:thumbsup: some notes.

Na. I'll let the Internet take care of that conversation.
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #16  
Make sure to let him know that if he see an ORANGE tractor parked with a BLUE tractor - they make GREAT College Colors
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #17  
Na. I'll let the Internet take care of that conversation.
That was my point...with the internet kids can probably explain a lot at a very young age. Too bad I think...I kinda liked the "trial and error" way.
 
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That was my point...with the internet kids can probably explain a lot at a very young age. Too bad I think...I kinda liked the "trial and error" way.

:drink:
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #19  
That's just wrong.

For the record, not my tractor, and I protested loudly at the mere suggestion of the paint choice... but I think my friend the bee man had been stung in the head a few too many times...
 
   / I had "THE TALK" with my 4 year old son today! #20  
I hope you did tell him that some tractors are painted green so they can hide in the grass while the orange ones do the work.
 

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