I hate to bring this up, BUT

[Charlie_Iliff]

<font color=red>We should regulate duct tape with a new Federal Agency.
After all, "It's for the children!" </font color=red>

No new agency needed. The ATF&DT will take care of it.

 

[cstocks]

If left wing politicians, the liberal media and the whackos at DuctTape Control, Inc. have their way, in a few years none of us will be able to use or even possess Duct Tape.

We cannot allow this to happen. I strongly encourage everyone to do as I have done. Become a member of the National DuctTape Association and join in the fight to protect our Duct Tape rights.

 

[Kodiak]

Breaking News/Dateline: Middle Of Nowhere USA

An obscure 3M manufacturing plant was raided earlier today by a task force from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco,Firearms and Duct Tape. In the insueing raid, 14 tons of new and unused Duct tape as well as the manufacturin g process machines were consfiscated. 17 middle management level supervisors were also taken into custody. Only one member of the A.T.F.&DT team was slightly injured after becoming ensnared in an adhesive machine that he was removing. The raid was thwarted though, when the A.T.F.&DT team found the doors to their vehicles As well as the main gates to the complex had been Duct Taped shut. An unsubstantiated source claims this was the work of the Duct tape Liberation Army. It appears that the raid has now turned into seige as 5400 angry members of the National Duct Tape Association showed up chanting "Give Me Duct Tape Or Give me Death" and "The President Is Hiding Behind Masking Tape". W'ell bring you more on this breaking story as it happens.

 

[Anonymous Poster]

Thank God Janet Reno isn't going to be directing this siege, or we could have a DuctTape WACO, or Ruby Ridge.
While the mere concept of Feds from the former ATF being too stupid to slit the tape and get into their cars seems beyond belief, I've met a few of these "agents" and have no problem believing they are that dumb.
This definitely will be a STICKY situation.