I have to get a new tractor

[Cliff_Johns]

I scratched mine, and the dog peed on the tire. Also it has little metal warts with greese on them. What's more, there's plaque on the bucket teeth. But what's really causing the problem is that it's running out of fuel. Gosh, tractors don't last long do they?

Cliff

 

[DaveNay]

Cliff, I'll give ya a grand for that old used beater of a tractor ya got there. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Dave

 

[RedRocker]

OK, I'll go a grand fifty, please, don't thank me. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[DaveNay]

Yeah, but I can be there in 45 minutes! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Dave

 

[Cliff_Johns]

What? Even with dog pee on the tire? You guy are so special. But you know, I got a hat goes with it and I wouldn't break up the set. The hat's 20 thousand dollars because the dog hasn't peed on it yet. Dave, you gonna up your bid?

Cliff

 

[DaveNay]

Nawww....if the dog ain't peed on the hat, then they ain't a matched set anymore. Really ruins the value.

Dave

 

[Bob_Skurka]

Dave, I got a little dog that pees pretty much everywhere. Just set
Cliff's hat down and I can make that a matched set. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[DaveNay]

Great, then all I need to do is add a bunch of cat yak.

Dave

 

[Bob_Skurka]

Sorry Dave. Can't help with the cat yak. I claim to be allergic to cats and I'm sticking with that story, at least until my daughter graduates from college and moves out permanantly (she is 9 now).

 

[DaveNay]

Don't worry...I can take care of the cat yak myself. Every hat I own has been blessed by one or another cat.

Dave