I have to get a new tractor

[Cliff_Johns]

I scratched mine, and the dog peed on the tire. Also it has little metal warts with greese on them. What's more, there's plaque on the bucket teeth. But what's really causing the problem is that it's running out of fuel. Gosh, tractors don't last long do they?

Cliff

 

[DaveNay]

Cliff, I'll give ya a grand for that old used beater of a tractor ya got there. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Dave

 

[RedRocker]

OK, I'll go a grand fifty, please, don't thank me. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

 

[DaveNay]

Yeah, but I can be there in 45 minutes! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Dave

 

[Cliff_Johns]

What? Even with dog pee on the tire? You guy are so special. But you know, I got a hat goes with it and I wouldn't break up the set. The hat's 20 thousand dollars because the dog hasn't peed on it yet. Dave, you gonna up your bid?

Cliff

 

[DaveNay]

Nawww....if the dog ain't peed on the hat, then they ain't a matched set anymore. Really ruins the value.

Dave

 

[Bob_Skurka]

Dave, I got a little dog that pees pretty much everywhere. Just set
Cliff's hat down and I can make that a matched set. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[DaveNay]

Great, then all I need to do is add a bunch of cat yak.

Dave

 

[Bob_Skurka]

Sorry Dave. Can't help with the cat yak. I claim to be allergic to cats and I'm sticking with that story, at least until my daughter graduates from college and moves out permanantly (she is 9 now).

 

[DaveNay]

Don't worry...I can take care of the cat yak myself. Every hat I own has been blessed by one or another cat.

Dave

 

[Cliff_Johns]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Don't worry...I can take care of the cat yak myself. Every hat I own has been blessed by one or another cat.

Dave )</font>

I guess this gives putting on a hat a sense of drama. Sort of like putting on your boots in Texas, but less painful.

To keep this tractor related, I also noticed that there's paint chipped off of the stabilizer pads. They still seem to work OK though. Go figure.

Cliff

 

[Zoomie]

Oh man!

Based on your assessment, and comparing it to mine... I'll have dig a hole and bury my tractor!

Its the only humane thing to do for such a decrepit beast! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[RedRocker]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Yeah, but I can be there in 45 minutes! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Dave )</font>

This is a helluva time to have my Gulfstream in the shop /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif

 

[RalphVa]

Ya just need some bear scat on the tires. Saw some bear tracks on the old farm house driveway that goes across my property down towards the creek. Saw a big plop of the scat last year. Ain't seen any this year, only tracks.

Any dirt on the hood? My bid will be lower if there's some dust there.

Ralph

 

[JerryG]

You didn't mention, if you had an implement or two that has a scratch that makes them unusable. If you do, I am sure some of us could help you with them also. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[JayC]

Are the wheels dirty? You know, dirty wheels lower the value of anything. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jinman]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( This is a helluva time to have my Gulfstream in the shop )</font>

Stop by SimuFlite and we'll fly you there in a simulator. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[RedRocker]

</font><font color="blue" class="small">( </font><font color="blueclass=small">( This is a helluva time to have my Gulfstream in the shop )</font>

Stop by SimuFlite and we'll fly you there in a simulator. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif )</font>

We need to hurry Jim, these guys are vicious!

 

[KENSFM]

Cliff, I feel your pain man. I usually sell my car when the ashtray gets full.
Ken /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif