I learned something about women today

johan3400 · Mar 8, 2005

And my wife thinks all I do is sit and chat about tractors with a bunch of old coots who would rather stroke the FEL controls than be with their wives. She just does not know the depth of our conversations! Got remarried 8 years ago, go to a gal my wife chose to get my hair cut. She does not like it when I forget and go into get a haircut after I spread milorganite on greens at the golf course. Kind of like going into the barber shop after cleaning the feed lot. That keeps most of the women away. My barber's husband makes those nice green tractors in Waterloo and comes to visit with me when I show up. Nice thing is he comes down with two Bud lites.

slydog · Mar 9, 2005

Well, I gotta say, I bought my first pair of Carharts just before Christmas, and I love em! I also love my Hawaiian shirts, wore one to work yesterday. But I haven't worn them both at the same time.

Fella's, I've also gotta say, I have seen my share of do it yourself haircuts. They may be functional, but they aint purdy! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif Of course your wives are gonna tell ya how good they look on ya. It's not in their best interests if you're more attractive to the opposite ***!

My scalp turned over when I hit 40. It used to grow up outa my head. Now it grows down outa my nose! Whats up with that???? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif