I showed her !!

[jerrybob]

Don't mean to be nosey........well heck, I am nosey, where is she from.

The early 19th century.:thumbsup:

 

[RSKY]

Y'all can make fun of my domestication all y'all want to but, as I said earlier, I have two daughters and three granddaughters. I can paint toenails with the best of 'em, as long as mine don't get painted. Well my big toes did once while I was asleep. That shiiit is hard to get off. It was only the big toe on each foot but still....

Hoping this next grand will be a boy. But girls are fun, until they hit puberty then they ALL become drama queens.

You haven't lived until you've driven EIGHT teenaged girls in a minivan forty miles to a golf tournament. Made 'em all pee before we left the house and hadn't got two miles down the road till one of them had to go again.

And the talk was downright embarrassing. I did not need to hear all that.

RSKY

 

[gwstang]

been married to the same red head since '77 and I still haven't figured out the concept of, "Her money is Hers...and My money is Hers"???? How does that work anyway? I do have her paying more attention to one fact! I told her a couple of years ago that if a woman talks more than 5-10 minutes, that all a guy hears after that is the sound of what my hens do when they lay an egg....braack braaack braack brackkkkkk. :laughing:
Really, it just like hens cackling. She has finally realized this. She can carry on a conversation with 10,000 words about something that would take me maybe as sentence or two. I just don't understand. Anyhow, she finally got the message after all these years and talks for a bit and then asks me what she said...lol. It doesn't go well sometimes. Couch is just not that comfy for an old man anymore...lol

 

[farmer2009]

Wait a minute. You sleep on the couch. Oh no. If she's mad she can sleep on the couch. I'll go to bed during her rant and within 5 minutes of my head hitting the pillow I'm out, so no worries. Which mines pregnant and can't sleep anyways. So most mornings I wake up to find her on the couch anyways.

 

[Howling]

been married to the same red head since '77 and I still haven't figured out the concept of, "Her money is Hers...and My money is Hers"???? How does that work anyway? I do have her paying more attention to one fact! I told her a couple of years ago that if a woman talks more than 5-10 minutes, that all a guy hears after that is the sound of what my hens do when they lay an egg....braack braaack braack brackkkkkk. :laughing:
Really, it just like hens cackling. She has finally realized this. She can carry on a conversation with 10,000 words about something that would take me maybe as sentence or two. I just don't understand. Anyhow, she finally got the message after all these years and talks for a bit and then asks me what she said...lol. It doesn't go well sometimes. Couch is just not that comfy for an old man anymore...lol

I learned to interject an OK once in a while. Then don't need to have a handle on all the details.

Have you told her she is your favorite wife?

 

[crackerjack222]

"Have you told her she is your favorite wife? "

I tell my wife she is my FIRST WIFE.

Of course, after 52 years that does not carry much weight.....:confused3:

 

[WoodChuckDad]

I learned to interject an OK once in a while. Then don't need to have a handle on all the details. Have you told her she is your favorite wife?

This is marriage #4. I tell her she's my favorite.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

Y'all can make fun of my domestication all y'all want to but, as I said earlier, I have two daughters and three granddaughters. I can paint toenails with the best of 'em, as long as mine don't get painted. Well my big toes did once while I was asleep. That shiiit is hard to get off. It was only the big toe on each foot but still....

Hoping this next grand will be a boy. But girls are fun, until they hit puberty then they ALL become drama queens.

You haven't lived until you've driven EIGHT teenaged girls in a minivan forty miles to a golf tournament. Made 'em all pee before we left the house and hadn't got two miles down the road till one of them had to go again.

And the talk was downright embarrassing. I did not need to hear all that.

RSKY

Funny you should mention the painted toenails; my girls used to put bows in my hair and one time they painted my big toenail. I simply ignored it and left it on. Don't remember the details now, but for some reason I later removed my shoes and socks in front of witnesses. I had forgotten the painted toenail, and like Lucy, I had some 'splainin' to do.

 

[WoodChuckDad]

Funny you should mention the painted toenails; my girls used to put bows in my hair and one time they painted my big toenail. I simply ignored it and left it on. Don't remember the details now, but for some reason I later removed my shoes and socks in front of witnesses. I had forgotten the painted toenail, and like Lucy, I had some 'splainin' to do.

Just tell them to call you Caite.

 

[jerrybob]

Funny you should mention the painted toenails; my girls used to put bows in my hair and one time they painted my big toenail. I simply ignored it and left it on. Don't remember the details now, but for some reason I later removed my shoes and socks in front of witnesses. I had forgotten the painted toenail, and like Lucy, I had some 'splainin' to do.

Talkin bout bows..........

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's ***** he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's *****. His snoring stopped.
Later on that night her husband is snoring and so she goes to the kitchen and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's *****, and he stops snoring.
The next morning her husband wakes up and looks at his dog and looks down at himself.
"I don't know what happened last night, but it appears we came in first and second."