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If I could just teach him to eat armidillos

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   / If I could just teach him to eat armidillos
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OK, so I can't spell!
 
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He's mighty proud of himself. Cats know that the ancient Egyptians worshipped them, and they try to remind us of this frequently.
 
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I think proof that cats are smarter than people is that even in the best case scenario, with the smartest cat in the world, it will still crap in your house. For me, I think the are best flushed when young or BBQ'd when they are old enough to have some muscle but not so old as to have stringy meat, at that age you need to stew them.
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( For me, I think the are best flushed when young or BBQ'd when they are old enough to have some muscle but not so old as to have stringy meat, at that age you need to stew them. )</font>

It's so nice to find someone with such a tasty distaste for cats. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

I think I ate some of that stuff on a skewer in the Phillipines back in the '70s. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
 
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<font color="blue"> It's so nice to find someone with such a tasty distaste for cats. </font>
It's all in the way you season them . . .


<font color="green"> I think I ate some of that stuff on a skewer in the Phillipines back in the '70s. </font>
No that was probably either dog or monkey. Now if you want dog receipes, I have a book out titled: 101 Ways to WOK Your Dog. I was inspired to write it while touring the Orient.
 
   / If I could just teach him to eat armidillos
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OK, Bob. You'd rather I had not posted ??
 
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No, I enjoy a good picture. I just like to write my own captions. For the record, I am a dog lover. No offence meant, but I have taken a few threads off topic in the past.
 
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That's a BEAUTIFUL cat Tdog. The eyes look like they're different colors, are they? Gerard
 
   / If I could just teach him to eat armidillos
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GerardC - - yep, one blue, one green. He's almost 15 pounds & very friendly.

Bob - - I have dogs too - - love them all. And they are all members of the family. So - - you are color blind when it comes to tractors, but narrow-minded when it comes to pets???
 
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( the ancient Egyptians worshipped them)</font>

Dog Logic: He feeds me, He provides me with water, he shelters me, he cares for my every ned. He must be a god.

Cat logic: He feeds me, He provides me with water, he shelters me, he cares for my every ned. I must be a god.
 
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<font color="brown"> Bob - - I have dogs too - - love them all. And they are all members of the family. So - - you are color blind when it comes to tractors, but narrow-minded when it comes to pets???
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Yup, I'm allergic to cat hair and I'm sticking with that story whether it is true or not. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

But personally, I'd love a goat as a pet. There is just something about the taste of goatburgers on the grill in the fall. Then again, I love lamb too. Needless to say, my daughter has been pretty shy about joining 4-H for fear of her pets lives. And rightfully so.
 
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Tdog:

Have you posted any photos in the "pets" thread?? Gerard
 

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