Yeah, okay, there's a bit more to the story. The trees were planted decades ago by his grandfather and my wife's grandmother...where they thought the property line was. Turns out it was about a foot over their side, though as the trees matured the trunks and half the branches touched or crossed the property line. Over the years those trees formed a lovely canopy of shade, and the lower branches formed a natural privacy screen that gave us, the permanent residents, respite from the road and trails below, and from the senator's obnoxious kids. ("My Daddy's a senator; I can do anything I want!")
They've come up 4 or 5 weekends a year, firing bottle rockets at our sheep, playing loud music late at night and bellowing at the kids, cutting down brush and trees on another neighbor's property because it interfered with their view, and leaving trash behind which I have to pick up when the wind blows it around. Not good neighbors, and not the type any of the other neighbors associate with. Though I have plowed him out in winter, pulled his wife and teenagers out of ditches when they lose control in the snow, dug up stumps for him, and dozens of other neighborly things, he has never reciprocated or even called with a friendly thank you. Around here we do things like that for neighbors simply because they are neighbors.
But to have him walk the tree line with me, to mark the trees that were not to be touched, then to have him drop them anyway and cut all the branches off the still standing trees that could be reached with a 20' ladder so what remains looks like lollypops -- directing heavy equipment onto my property to do so ("I didn't want to tear up my yard; you only use it to graze your sheep.") -- was so far over the top that I feel the need to fence him out.
The trees I've planted or transplanted since then will take decades to mature. And yeah, maybe the chainsawing and target shooting is a bit over the top. Maybe I'll just move my manure pile down there. And surplus school buses can be had for $200. I might park one down there to block my view into his living room...and since he's a republican senator his side of the bus should have Obama and Rainbow Coalition stickers all over it. :thumbsup: