I'm in trouble!

Dftodd · Sep 22, 2017

Grandkids are the best

I have 8 and 10yo boys so far. They are at that age where I can corrupt them some and at the same time scare granny and there momma :cool2: Of course I'm speaking of the 150cc dune buggy I rebuilt for them :thumbsup: Us bigger kids (Me, 2 sons, son in law) of course had to give it a "Safety" test first to make sure the kids couldn't get hurt in it. That buggy has seen more donuts then any police force and more hang time then a professional basket ball player :thumbsup: Course we showed the kids what "not" to do :laughing:

/pine · Sep 22, 2017

Just consider it "earthy" language...

user.69169 · Sep 22, 2017

Never forget when my sister was raisin my nephew Bunch. Bunch got stung on his foot by a wasp or such, and went to whippin he!! out of that wasp and its friends with only thing he had, his diaper, while he let go of a long string of mostly Coonass with some English thrown together with it.
Sister was goin all goodie two shoes tryin to impress my Dear Mother and Bunch's father, a genuine Bible thumper, with her mothering skills, and acting all shocked at what was comin from Bunch's mouth. Bunch's father was pondering how he'd punish Bunch for such language, only the English of which he understood. Mom listened for a minute and told that fellow his wife knew and used far worse, and if he so much as badlooked Bunch he'd be dealing with her and her 3 sons, and one of us would **** sure hunt him down. Then she went 100% Coonass and straightened my sister up.

Far as Mom was concerned, for his age, Bunch was talking quite well, and using the words correctly.

Things I hear from little kids mouths these days, would probably make my Mom faint. World's a changin, and polite sure ain't what it used to be.

Oldpath05 · Sep 23, 2017

I had to read the OP story 6 times before I could somewhat picture it, that Kentuck southern accent throws me oof. I suppose you could train your granddaughter to say Boulder, one of the biggest water stoppers in the world. What's amazing is knowing what moon is what at two, sounds like she has the gift of gab, a needful trait to be a politician, news anchor, honest lawyer................

mrblanche · Sep 23, 2017

These days, she can learn that word on any prime-time TV show, including the news and political speeches.

airbiscuit · Sep 23, 2017

So, Little Johnny's father goes to a parent / teacher conference. The teacher says that Johnny is doing well in his subjects, but he swears horribly. His father exclaims D@mn it to He!!, he knows all the words, but he just don't have no feelin!

Passattdi · Sep 24, 2017

Oldpath05 said:
I had to read the OP story 6 times before I could somewhat picture it, that Kentuck southern accent throws me oof. I suppose you could train your granddaughter to say Boulder, one of the biggest water stoppers in the world. What's amazing is knowing what moon is what at two, sounds like she has the gift of gab, a needful trait to be a politician, news anchor, honest lawyer................

None of those three professions ever goes with the word "honest"!

Deere Dude · Sep 24, 2017

My 9yo grandson generally get spankings from the dad when needed, About 6 months ago the DIL was getting perturbed with him for something and she was going to give him a spanking he wouldn't forget. Out of his mouth came, "That is pretty dramatic." Don't know if he got the spanking or not.

Dftodd · Sep 24, 2017

My youngest grandson when he was 2, kept messing with the BBQ grill. I showed him the fist and told him "Boy!!!!! Don't make me have to get you!!!!"

His matter of fact reply " Don't make me take of my flip flop and whoop you!!!!"

Wife took off into the sunroom covering her mouth so he didn't see her laughing. I'm looking at my wife and saying "um honey, you mind telling me where he picked that one up at!!!!!"

dmccarty · Sep 24, 2017

Dftodd said:
My youngest grandson when he was 2, kept messing with the BBQ grill. I showed him the fist and told him "Boy!!!!! Don't make me have to get you!!!!"

His matter of fact reply " Don't make me take of my flip flop and whoop you!!!!"

Wife took off into the sunroom covering her mouth so he didn't see her laughing. I'm looking at my wife and saying "um honey, you mind telling me where he picked that one up at!!!!!"

This time I HAD finished my coffee so my computer remains coffee free. :thumbsup::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Read some of these to the wifey. She got a big kick out of the stories.

Later,
Dan