Is Your Tractor SEXY?

[Dusty1]

Ok, so I am talking with my lady this evening, and she expresses to me that she thinks I look hot on my tractor, and I then realize I don't get it. My tractor isn't exactly a looker (1974 John Deere in dire need of a paint job), or the thought of farmers being sexy (coming out of the field wearing over-alls and smelling vaguely of manure). She says it has somthing to do with a hard working man being attractive, so in trying to relate I envision the traditional sexy working lady, the french maid, but she just dosen't do it for me. Next I picture my lady dressed for work getting on my tractor to see if it get's me aroused, but the only thing that comes to mind is "Oh dear God, how have I wronged this lady in the past 24 hours".

So I guess my question to all of you, does your lady think you're sexy on your tractor? I've heard the song, but let's hear from you! :thumbsup:

 

[beenthere]

No. (and don't let your lady out of your sight )

 

[VashonFarmer]

She seems to think I'm sexiest when fixing things (cars in particular). I think simply sitting on the tractor is on the sexy scale, but she doesn't go out of her way to watch so maybe not so high. Then again, she did spring for the thing in the first place! :thumbsup:

As far as seeing her on it... A) I think I'd be too nervous to even watch. B) She hasn't expressed any interest any way.

 

[dcyrilc]

Not sure. I don't think she's actually been around when I've been on it. That song came up in the conversation when she told me that I could finally get the tractor and she does keep reminding me that I haven't taken her for a ride on it yet.

 

[RoyJackson]

Not all women are into the "sensitive" metro-sexual thing...further west you go, even more so (until you get to the CA coast cities...then it's "sensitive" metro-sexual again).
Be glad your wife appreciates "manly".

 

[USMC.27]

My wife has not commented on the issue, but my ex-wife definitely said that she thinks my tractor makes me look sexy!

 

[jimmyj]

My wife does not care but my neighbor writes trashy romance novels and she says a man working on "farm stuff" is a classic image she uses in her books.

 

[dodge man]

My wife doesn't think to much of my tractor, she thought it cost too much. But hey, I'm pretty open minded and the thing does have kind of a nice shake at idle..........

 

[jmwade36]

My wife thinks I am "sexxy" whenever I am working outside! But especially when I am on the tractor!

 

[YukonKing]

If you want to "appear" attractive to the opposite sex, just get married. Before marriage average, after marriage you have to chase them away with a stick.