Well now, I was not intending to question Bird's deserved status as High Priest and Kubota cult leader, I am merely said leader of the radical BX splinter group. You might say I am leading a--well--never mind. Besides, I have not yet actually decided to trade for a 2410--I was just looking at it--cannot I just look?! It is a tractor, not my wife and even Jimmy Carter lusted for bigger -- well-- I don't think it was a tractor.
Tell y'all what--if I were to trade my BX--strictly hypothetical--- I would flail myself for three days and then would I possibly be worthy of joining the B series, Mine is Bigger than Yours cult? What other sacrifices would I need to make? Now don't all get in a tiff.
My BX at 250 hours, got her stuck in the lagoon, I would have taken a picture but had I not acted quickly as in sprinting for the Toyota and chain I might have had to don my rusty SCUBA gear to retrieve her. Thing is my wife told me not to go in there, my neighbor's wife said not to go in there and even the dogs knew to leave the zone of culpability but hell--what do they now anyway. So down in there I went and after the second load I felt the bank give way and swimming we went. Nothing more hapless and forlorn than a stuck tractor in a sewage lagoon. Well, she is all cleaned up now with fresh fluids and happy as a bug to be on terra firma and probably wishing I would trade her to someone with more horse (tractor) sense. J
