Junkman Jumping Ship??

   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #31  
</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Just remember that I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. )</font>

So how long ago was it?
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #32  
Junkman I just sent you a PM. If you can send my regular email account a couple of pictures then I could take them with me tonight. A picture is worth a thousand words.
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #33  
Hey Junkman I passed your description and pictures that you sent me on to Chett this evening at dinner. He seemed pretty interested but hey, he had a few drinks so what can I say. I really think that he wanted to talk with his wife Charlene before he made any commitment. I expect he will give me a call in the AM tomorrow after the alcohol wears off.

What did you test drive today? It's a ball running all the new machinery offered today isn't it? Did you break anything at the dealers yet? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #34  
Junkman I just got off the phone with Chett. He called to let me know that he would take your beat up Kubota off your hands for you. He said to tell you $6475.00

I told him that you may throw in the wife to sweeten the deal. He wants to know if she can clean fish and does she own a bass boat of her own? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

He also wants to know about how far you are from Providence, RI as he has a sister that lives there. He was planning on going to see her next month as he has some vacation days owed him.

Are you quite sure that you want to get involved with the John Deere forums? You yourself told me more than once that the majority of green owners must starch their underwear because they have no sense of humor. You would be out of place in that forum in my opinion. Those guys would't appreciate you one bit.
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #35  
I think Junkman will bring just the right amount of starch to the Powertrac Forum.... What model are you looking at and where are you looking at it - I'm not aware of a dealer around CT... I may have to check these out as well. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #36  
Steve,

PowerTrac does not have dealers. You must buy direct from them. They're in Tazewell, Virginia. But I will say that PT owners seem to be very obliging. If you can find someone that owns one in your area, they seem more than willing to let a stranger come over and play with their machines. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #37  
Junkman
I want to thank you for your call today. Although your offer to trade your BX and cash in swap for my Mahindra was enticing, I just can't figure out where I can use a BX on my lot. As you know, the Mahindra is 40 HP and the next time around, I will get 48 HP or larger machine.. I do have an old, 1970 cub garden tractor (w/new engine) which is almost the size of your BX. Maybe we should both go to the local dealers and see what can happen trading off both machines.. Yeah, what do you say to this?
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #38  
Junkman are you just blowing smoke, do you want to sell the BX or not? You haven't even responded to the offer that I brought to the table. /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #39  
Chett called this evening to discuss the deal and asked about throwing in the wife. I decided that I would go along with his absurdness and asked to speak with Charlene, his wife. My wife was on the extension phone. It didn't take too long before the two girls started to compare notes and figured out that Chett can't handle what he has and to double his burden with a second wife would just add to his frustration. What you didn't tell me was that Chett was going through a gender reassignment and that he, soon to be she, is coming to Providence to have surgery. I don't believe that after the surgery is completed that she will be in any condition for a while to be riding a tractor. While I do appreciate all of your efforts, I don't believe that this is going to be a viable transaction. I must admit that he did tell me quite a bit about you and how you got into selling handcuffs, whips, etc. PineRidge, interesting website you have. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
   / Junkman Jumping Ship?? #40  
Pineridge
I find this very interesting that Junkman will make fun of some nutcase going for a gender reassignment when he himself has been caught at the local truck stop (Thursday nights) walking the premises in drag..
 

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