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Just so I can understand what you\'re saying

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Key Female Words

1. "Fine"
This is the word women use at the end of any argument
when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear you
argue any longer. It means that you should shut up.
(NEVER use "fine" to describe how she looks. This will
cause you to have one of those arguments.)

2. "Five minutes"
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that
your football game is going to last before you take out the
trash, so women feel that it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"
"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has
of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five
Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)
This is NOT permission; it's a dare! If you mistake it for
permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over
"Nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end
with the word "Fine."

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)
This is NOT permission, either. It means "I give up" or "do what
you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine"
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement.
Very frequently misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means
she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing!."

7. "Soft Sigh"
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one
of the few things that some men actually understand. It means she
is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe
in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh"
This word -- followed by any statement -- is trouble. Example;
"Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you
were doing last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, run,
do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine"
when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not
expect her to talk to you for at least two days. ("Oh" as the lead
to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not
try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get a raised eyebrows
"Go ahead," sometimes followed by acts so unspeakable that I
can't bring myself to write about them.

9. "That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you
have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in
conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead." Once she has had
time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.

10. "Please Do"
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the
chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other
words, a chance to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle
this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

11. "Thanks"
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden
meaning. Just say "you're welcome."

12. "Thanks A Lot"
"Thanks A Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks." A woman will
say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually
followed by the "Loud Sigh." This signifies that you have hurt her
in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the
"Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
 
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THANKS DOC: my bride of 38 years came in to computer rm. and read your post as i was reading it, ALL I GOT WAS A HEAD SHAKE AND THE WORD MEN!!!! is that almost the same a s FINE?
 
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I got a what ever w/the /w3tcompact/icons/eyes.gif
 
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Forwarded this to my boy in the Navy, who forwarded it to one of his more "active" friends. I had to warn him that this is really just a primer for the long course of men understanding women....oxymoron?

Chuck
 
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I like it!! If your not careful, you will stumble upon figuring out women, and then, they will change all the rules on you just to throw you off for another 20 years!!
 
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I think this needs to be posted on each of their rear ends. Then I won't feel so bad when I stare at them.

Jeff
 

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Due to a personal repugnancy towards pain, and an overstock of same this past year....I ain't commentin'! /w3tcompact/icons/grin.gif
 
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OOOOO! OOOOO! Dibs on Jeff's tractor at the auction following his tragic demise when his wife sees that!

Chuck
 
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You know I never thought of that. I actually caught her poking around TBN the other night and I hadn't told her there was something here I wanted her to see. Let's see, password protect..../w3tcompact/icons/wink.gif

Jeff
 
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JEFF: U DO LIKE TO LIVE RIGHT ON THE VERY EDGE DON'T U?/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif loved that MSDS SHEET.
 
 
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