GlueGuy, in answer to your question about not answering the woman, IF she is your wife...you bet your bippy! You ain't gonna hear the end of it for awhile, you know that. [grin]
Glueguy, the way I heard it was, "If a man is alone in the middle of the forest and there are no women around, is he still wrong." Either way, yep. Also, when a man wins an argument with his wife, what are the last words he should say?
If a tree falls in the forest while I'm in the forest drinking beer and I didn't hear it. Would the large bump on my head be evidence enough that the tree did in fact fall and nobody head it make a noise?