Like a monkey and a football

   / Like a monkey and a football #12  
This is similar to a story about a guy smoking a cigarette while driving in the slow lane of traffic when he drops the smoldering butt between his legs, and frantically attempts to fish it out, while at the same time he is being passed by a bus of folks on their way to work. How do you explain there is a hot cigarette between your legs, using sign language?

I believe the above was an old Shelly Berman schtick. Now just as I suggested earlier to carry a knife, if you smoke while driving, have a bottle of water at hand in case you have to use it to extinguish a hot butt.
 
   / Like a monkey and a football #13  
Great story! :laughing:

Thanks. Made my night. :thumbsup:
 
   / Like a monkey and a football #14  
So you have written this nice long story, but you didn't tell us what the shiny object under the brush was.

Oh ya... just about forgot. You should take along a knife, a bottle of water and a camera. How often is there a nice butt sticking out of the bushes?
 
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   / Like a monkey and a football #15  
So you have written this nice long story, but you didn't tell us what the shiny object under the brush was.

It would be hilarious if it was his pocket knife that had just fallen out of his pocket...
 
   / Like a monkey and a football #16  
Ever feel the Universe likes to jerk people around?

At least, no seatbelts were harmed in this incident.
 
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   / Like a monkey and a football #18  
Time to lube the seat belt. I got a few chuckles out of that story, Thanks.

I just looked up the Power Trac 1850, looks like a very useful machine, I would deff be buying a cheap knife or multitool and attaching it to the machine as a 'never leaves this machine' tool. So that doesn't happen again, zip tie a sheath to a pillar or something within reach if it doesn't have a toolbox.

Good Luck
 
   / Like a monkey and a football #19  
Awesome story. As a good friend of mine refers to these types of situations ... "It's the Cosmic Plot. The universe is out to get me!"
 
   / Like a monkey and a football #20  
My tractor seatbelt is a virgin.
Thanks for making me feel better about that:laughing:
 

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