Man Down -- Attacked by Squirrel

[RobertBrown]

She is sooooo ugly............

 

[RobertBrown]

Her mama had to tie a poke chop round her neck to get the dawg to play wit her....

 

[Coyote machine]

Her mama had to tie a poke chop round her neck to get the dawg to play wit her....

Is that like a pork chop?

 

[k0ua]

Is that like a pork chop?

Well... southern Pork Chop.

 

[RobertBrown]

Well... southern Pork Chop.

he's from vermont, they call it a pawk choaup up there.

 

[TomSeller]

I take a man for his word. He saw her picture and responded with "poke". "Poke" must have been a subconscious variation of what he thought he was saying.

Sorry Robertbrown, I call it like I see it,

 

[dmccarty]

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

You guys are a hoot.

I needed a hoot too. Just got back inside from splitting 1/3 a cord of firewood and then paid the bills for the first time in 2014. Not sure which hurts more? Splitting a 1/3 cord of firewood by hand or paying the bills? :confused3::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Its the bills.

Course, it is less painful to pay the bills than not pay the bills.

Y'all need to keep on being funny though. Thursday or Friday I have to pay my property taxes. :shocked: <groan>

Later,
Dan

 

[sixdogs]

We might have a runner up here. A man apparently gave his wife a filet knife for Christmas and story says she tried to filet him with it. No mention of beer being involved .

Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave*Girlfriend*for Christmas

 

[k0ua]

We might have a runner up here. A man apparently gave his wife a filet knife for Christmas and story says she tried to filet him with it. No mention of beer being involved .

Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave*Girlfriend*for Christmas

It may not have mentioned any alcohol or drugs involved, but in my prior experience they often are.

 

[smstonypoint]

We might have a runner up here. A man apparently gave his wife a filet knife for Christmas and story says she tried to filet him with it. No mention of beer being involved .

Man Stabbed with Knife He Gave*Girlfriend*for Christmas

This is a perfect example of why folks should pay attention to economists -- exchanging Christmas gifts rather than cash (or gift cards) results in a deadweight loss to society. See The Economics of Wasteful Spending: The Deadweight Loss of Christmas | The Business Desk with Paul Solman | PBS NewsHour | PBS.

Steve