When I was recently digging to get to my septic tank for cleanout, Mrs. Zoom looked at the hole and said that's too close... I think if I put you there the authorities would probably find you. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif Luckily, I have yet to teach her how to operate the FEL so she'll have to hand dig a hole.
Man runs over Wife with Tractor
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Gatorboy
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Lesson Learned: Get your own vitamins
Soundguy
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</font><font color="blue" class="small">( Mine wanted to up our policy too. I told her that I was only going to have enough insurance for her to get down to dating weight )</font>
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif Good one.. That was great for a few laughs!
My wife and I make little jokes like that every now and then. One time she was wanting new furniture for the whole house.. big heavy stuff. I casually mentioned that she should wait and let her next husdanb help her with that! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif We both had a good laugh over that one...
Soundguy
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif Good one.. That was great for a few laughs!
My wife and I make little jokes like that every now and then. One time she was wanting new furniture for the whole house.. big heavy stuff. I casually mentioned that she should wait and let her next husdanb help her with that! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif We both had a good laugh over that one...
Soundguy
Boone
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A huge life insurance policy is a good idea for both husband and wife. At a young age also, some examples I know where it would have been good.
Funeral for co-workers wife this week-cancer 58 years.
SIL killed by drunk driver 26 years old.
Two friends dead by heart attacks, both at 43 years.
Funeral for co-workers wife this week-cancer 58 years.
SIL killed by drunk driver 26 years old.
Two friends dead by heart attacks, both at 43 years.
riptides
Super Member
Agree on huge insurance policies.
My standard line is -
"The only one that should be crying at my funeral is the Allstate man."
-Mike Z. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
My standard line is -
"The only one that should be crying at my funeral is the Allstate man."
-Mike Z. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
woodlot
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He's 71 with a wife who was nearly 20 years younger.......were those vitamins or Viagra?
I used to sell life insurance, got a real life now. Anyway, the formula we used was 10 x salary or income for one year, plus ALL debt covered. Do not buy what comes with your mortgage, you can do better (if you are insurable) in the market place, more coverage and less money. Have not priced out whole life, or any others lately but going to have to get new insurance in a couple of years. First have to get healthier to get coverage.
We had an experience with this, our 14 year old (then) died 6 years ago. With insurance coverage one thing we did not worry about was how to pay for the funeral and expenses. Everything together then was over 10,000, so dont forget the kids. Also plan on a mourning time and those expenses, off work etc. We had 21,000 and it covered all these well. We still miss her, but we did not have the additional burden of debt with her passing away
We had an experience with this, our 14 year old (then) died 6 years ago. With insurance coverage one thing we did not worry about was how to pay for the funeral and expenses. Everything together then was over 10,000, so dont forget the kids. Also plan on a mourning time and those expenses, off work etc. We had 21,000 and it covered all these well. We still miss her, but we did not have the additional burden of debt with her passing away
Mine has decided when I am planted she is going to keep the cats and forget marriage. With the amount of coverage we have on each other, if I go she will be very well off............(junkman, you stick in your neck of the woods if I croak).........just busting you junkman
