More Musings and Random Ramblings

[Diggin It]

It doesn't matter what you heat an outhouse with.

 

[MossRoad]

Thread is back open. No one knows why those two threads both closed at the same time this afternoon. :confused3:

Please continue the conversation.

 

[ovrszd]

Thanks Moss!!!

 

[/pine]

That's how a conspiracy works.


Them boys on the grassy knoll,
they were dead within three hours.


Buried in the **** desert.
Unmarked graves out past Terlingua.


And you know this for a fact?


Still got the shovel.

Best dialog of the movie...RIP Levon Helm

 

[Diggin It]

 

[kenmbz]

Thanks Moss !

 

[dodge man]

This talk about heating and cooling temps reminds me of a comedian Steven Wright. “I put my humidifier and dehumidifier in a room and let them fight it out”. Also “ I had a house in the median of the highway, nice grassy yard, the only problem is I had to be going 55 mph when I left my driveway”. Muse on those two statements a while.

 

[ovrszd]

Speaking of house locations.



Engineer Pass, East of Lake City Colorado.

Black Bear Pass East of Telluride Colorado.

 

[Diggin It]

Having to take an outdoor elevator up a cliff does not appeal to me.

 

[/pine]

Hearing Problem...:

Larry goes to the revival and listens to the preacher.

After awhile the preacher asks anyone with needs to be prayed over to come forward to the front at the altar.

Larry gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:

"Larry, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Larry replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Larry's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Larry's head and prays and prays and prays.

After a few minutes, the preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks Larry:

"Larry, how is your hearing now?"

Larry says, "I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."