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Movie Quotes
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PBMAX
Platinum Member
What I'd call a chick flick "Tale of 2 Wives". coaught while channel surfing last Sunday.but found it amusing.
Father to son " son you don't marry your mistress hince the name mistress"
Father to son " Son you know why most men die before their wives? - Son"NO"-
Father "Because they want to."
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Father to son " son you don't marry your mistress hince the name mistress"
Father to son " Son you know why most men die before their wives? - Son"NO"-
Father "Because they want to."
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PBMAX
Platinum Member
Germans advancing on location.
"how close are they?" "HOLD THE PHONE I'LL LET YOU TALK TO THEM"
Audie Murphy TO HELL AND BACK.
"how close are they?" "HOLD THE PHONE I'LL LET YOU TALK TO THEM"
Audie Murphy TO HELL AND BACK.
mountain_man
Gold Member
What's this green stuff in the sandwich? Very new cheese or very old meat...
Regarding note on refrig... It took me two weeks to figure out FU meant Felix Unger
Regarding note on refrig... It took me two weeks to figure out FU meant Felix Unger
Buckcreek
Silver Member
Better dead and cool , then alive and uncool. Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man
Gomez
Gold Member
"I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you".
"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation makes your worst fears come true".
"Cigarette?, Yes, I know".
"I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite some time".
"It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, it doesn't feel pain, or pity, or remorse and it absolutley will not stop, EVER"!
"She doesn't look Druish"
"Give me paw".
"Comb the desert"!
"Fear causes hesitation, hesitation makes your worst fears come true".
"Cigarette?, Yes, I know".
"I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite some time".
"It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with, it doesn't feel pain, or pity, or remorse and it absolutley will not stop, EVER"!
"She doesn't look Druish"
"Give me paw".
"Comb the desert"!
MRHURT
Bronze Member
I have come to chew bubble gum and kick a**!
And i am all out of bubble gum.
Roddy pipper in "They Live"
And i am all out of bubble gum.
Roddy pipper in "They Live"
fivestring
Veteran Member
"I am the Great Cornholio, I need TP for my bungh..."
Beavis from B&B Do America /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Beavis from B&B Do America /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Gomez
Gold Member
Just thought of a few more.
"This one time, at band camp..."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
"Houston, we have a problem".
(Crying) "I got nowhere else to go".
"It's a shame when folks throws out a perfectly good white boy like that".
"The two utes".
"HEY, It's all ball bearings now"!
"That's not a knife..."
" Those aren't pillows"!
"Bueller?.....Bueller??"
"Indy, through me the whip"
"Asps, very dangerous, YOU go first".
"Lighten up, Francis"
"Mind if we dance wif your dates?"
"Who OWNS the Cheifs?"
"Trade me right (bleeping) now!"
"This one time, at band camp..."
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."
"Houston, we have a problem".
(Crying) "I got nowhere else to go".
"It's a shame when folks throws out a perfectly good white boy like that".
"The two utes".
"HEY, It's all ball bearings now"!
"That's not a knife..."
" Those aren't pillows"!
"Bueller?.....Bueller??"
"Indy, through me the whip"
"Asps, very dangerous, YOU go first".
"Lighten up, Francis"
"Mind if we dance wif your dates?"
"Who OWNS the Cheifs?"
"Trade me right (bleeping) now!"
mountain_man
Gold Member
I fell out of the car!!! – Is that the funniest thing you’ve ever seen…
You’re a hooker??? Gee, I thought I was just doing great with you…
Hobson, I’m going to take a bath today… (reply) I’ll alert the media…
Hobson, Would draw me a bath? (reply-sigh) – It’s what I live for…
What do you do for a living? I race cars, I play tennis, I fondle women, but I have weekends off and I am my own boss!
You’re a hooker??? Gee, I thought I was just doing great with you…
Hobson, I’m going to take a bath today… (reply) I’ll alert the media…
Hobson, Would draw me a bath? (reply-sigh) – It’s what I live for…
What do you do for a living? I race cars, I play tennis, I fondle women, but I have weekends off and I am my own boss!