Mr. Moron mired in muck

[Anonymous Poster]

Re: The Pooping Quebecer

Interesting how effective a deterrent "giving it back" can be.

Some years ago , a fire leutenent I worked with had an early morning dog-walker deliver a 'deposit" to his front lawn quite frequently.

After several failed-attempts to get up early to watch for the perp., he was finally successful, and witnessed the event.

Waiting until the offenders moved-on, he picked up the present with a shovel, and followed discretely until the pair turned into a walk that led to the front-porch of a house.

Approaching, he asked "This your house?" With the "Yes." answer, he let fly across the front of the house, picture window, and porch.

No more deposits! /w3tcompact/icons/mad.gif

Larry

 

[caddison]

Man am I loving that one MReeter. I think I might have an idea where that is even. That would have to be the classic story to blind justice! /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif It reminds me of the time when our city lake located north of town 5 or so miles became very low. As you say the local morons decided to see who could cross the lake in the low areas. Well they started at the edge and gradually worked their way in. Well one moron who thought his big Ford with the 44's and all that would just cut to the chase and go through the deep stuff. Well to make a long story short he wound up with a cab full of water and one very stuck unit. Must be something about exposed lake beds and gray matter, the more one is exposed the less the other is! /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif

 

[caddison]

Re: The Pooping Quebecer

Boondox..........I am gonna puke I am laughing so hard! Classic! /w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif/w3tcompact/icons/smile.gif