Musings of the mowing nutter

[Dozernut]

Mr. Mith
Ya gotta stay away from that cooking Sherry! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif But then it does give you all these good tractor ideas and will improve your lady-ing. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[bobodu]

You need Cooking Sherry...also
Vacuuming Betty
Dish washing Debbie
Laundering Laura
And...how do I say this nicely?.......
A Romping Rhonda.....!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mith]

David, youre getting a bit good at interpreting my botched up pictures into good looking machines. Ill have to make some more obscure pictures to test you out a bit more /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Dozer, cooking sherry, I thought only rich people had that, thats me out then eh? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif I wrote the posts during the day here, I hadnt gained status yet, I would never break the status rule. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

Bob, I dont think I've met Romping Rhonda yet, or Vacuuming Betty, ill have to get introduced one day /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Hows the Farmnought? What would happen if you got a farm, would it become the Farmuno or the Farmnought+1?

I told the guy (my boss, hes a lawntractor mechanic) who I bought the tractor what happened with the lack of clutch and he had to support himself on the bench from laughter /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif he said that it never happened to him before, Ive gotta believe him since the front wasnt stove in when I got it /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif, then again it isnt now, but the shed wall sure is /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif Just aswell I wasnt pointing the other way, its a rather steep drop, would have been time to bail out I think. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Not nearly as bad as the time when I was mowing and got my hand (it was up in the air for some unknown reason, I think I was preventing gas buildup under the old arms /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif) caught in a branch while mowing. As the mower moved forward and my arm stayed still it pulled me away from the clutch so I couldnt stop it, eventually the mower drove away from under me (basically I got dragged over the collector on the back), carrying away on its own across the lawn, I released my arm and caught up with the mower (unharmed, but slightly embarrased) to resume mowing. I now vent my armpits before going under trees. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif Just as well nobod was looking huh? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

 

[texastomtom]

uhhh

where is the wax man


lol,,, havn't been on in a while,,, just thought i'd raz ya a bit

 

[OldWelder]

/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gifMith,

Not to sure I would have admitted to that arm pit venting here either. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Mith]

Tom, Where have you been? How ya keeping? Been wonderin the other day what happened to you /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif Without you nobody has even mentioned waxing /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Kinda laid off the waxing a while, dont have much time and I canna get a good shine waxing rust, can figure what im doing wrong /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Joe, what you mean im the only one? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I would never mention such things over at MBN for fear of a lifetime of ribbing and comments. It would haunt me forever. Im sure now should the subject come up there you would ensure I didnt forget this thread, look like im gunna have to watch my words here too /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Here, well thats a different story, I think theres enough to rib me about, what with me being from the UK and waxing my tractors /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Farwell]

Mith,
I really thought he was talking about your waxing your arm pits. Guess I should have read all of the thread. Do you think that if you had waxed your pits the tree branch may have slid over you instead of knocking you off the mower. Love your humor.
Farwell

 

[Mith]

Farwell,
Youve just added another twist to the tale, maybe that is what he meant, a gruesome thought /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
I see the advantages to waxing ones armpits (isnt waxing a way of hair removal? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif), the waterproofing would keep your shirt dry, as you say, your arm would slip from the evil grips of a tree, kidnapper, cop or enraged biker. Sounds like its all advantages, no reason not to start waxing your armpits now eh? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif I guess on the downside you wouldnt be able to dance with the missus, every time she went to lean back her grip would slip of your arms and she would have crashed to the floor /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif Bummer /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif Whats more if I had of waxed armpits before mowing I woudnt have had to vent therefore preventing losing my image being dragged off my mower /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif Genius /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Lovin it /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif