Good to hear from you again Bill... and glad to hear that you are continuing to set the standard on keeping a truly "
clean machine"!!! Please don't get discouraged or bail out on your principles! Do like TexasJohn and MtnViewRanch are saying and get yourself a pressure washer! I would only add that you can use the Harley owner's trick of using a clean/dedicated, high-velocity leaf blower as a sort of Beast blow dryer after the pressure wash. It is also great as a "pre-wash" loose sand/dirt remover to avoid making mud puddles on your fine machine. While not as good as a full towel or chamois drying, it can be quite acceptable with a little after-the-fact touch-up. I also use WD-40 extensively in lieu of wax or Armor-all. Not sure if this could be harmful if left in the sun too long, but it sure works great and fast on my normally garaged machine.
My other trick is that I bought an insanely expensive can of paint from the local paint specialty company
matched 100.000% exactly to the color and texture of the gray underbelly of the Red Beast. I use it frequently to touch-up wear points and control minor rust stains. It is the icing on the cake of keeping your machine looking like brand new!
My only cosmetic/clean-up regret? I'm having a horrible time dealing with all the ink black grease smears and droppings caused by my choice of a particularly nasty lithium multi-purpose grease I bought from TSC. It is the messiest grease on the face of this earth. I have
GOT to find something that cleans up a little easier.
Dougster