but I can identify completely with you and understand how in hindsight everything you did wrong is so clear now.
I was holding the fries just at the top of the oil and the tiny oil droplets came over the sides of the Dutch oven and directly onto the open flame. In an instant, the whole cooker, my ladle, and my hand were surrounded in flame as the fireball was about 3' in diameter. Later, I learned that the thermometer I was using was defective and the oil must have been nearly to 450 instead of 365 degrees F. If I had been wearing a pot holder mitt as I should have, I would not have been injured. As it was, I had to make a trip to the ER for treatment of a burn on my hand. Luckily, there was no danger of any other fire because the small amount of fries had very little water that instantly vaporized. I got a good lesson that day and a bit painful too.