My Wife said........

   / My Wife said........ #12  
Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You weren't really skinny to begin with....

Coroner: Time of death..12:04am

C O D ....COVID-19 virus.
 
   / My Wife said........ #13  
Saw this on another website (Yeah, I don't always 'hang out' on TBN :))

Wife calling down from upstairs: "Do you feel a sharp pain as if someone stuck a pin in a VooDoo doll?"

Husband: "No..?"

Wife: "How about now?"
 
   / My Wife said........ #14  
Saw this on another website (Yeah, I don't always 'hang out' on TBN :))

Wife calling down from upstairs: "Do you feel a sharp pain as if someone stuck a pin in a VooDoo doll?"

Husband: "No..?"

Wife: "How about now?"

:laughing:
 

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