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In case you are wondering about the origins of the word DOG.....

Where do pets come from?

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, "No problem Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."

And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.

And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was happy.

And Cat didn't give a crap one way or the other.
 
   / Name my puppy .... #23  
He is the exact color of a fine British ale. I'd call him Tadcaster. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Pete
 
   / Name my puppy .... #24  
OK, don't take offense at this, but whereas a couple of folks thought "Duke" immediately when they saw his picture, what popped into my mind was ... Cooter! That is one cool looking puppy.

Tom
 
   / Name my puppy .... #25  
Here's our latest arrival, meet <font color="brown"> Barbecue! </font> ....
 

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Well, the way he has his ears popped up he looks like the dog named Goliath on Davey and Goliath. You know the TV show that ran a long time ago and just lately came back. That is who the dog looks like. Go for Goliath.

murph
 
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Here's the latest addition to our family......meat <font color="brown"> Barbecue </font> !
 

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Jim,
I too would name him BUDDY as boats123 suggested. Of course I am biased, I named my newest friend Buddy. We were on the way home from the shelter that wouldn't have let him live another full day if I hadn't been there. I looked at him and asked, "What should we call my new buddy?"......He licked me in the face, and from then on he was called Buddy. He is always at my side. Sometimes engaging in mischief but........
 
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<font color="blue"> Name my puppy .... </font>

There was an auction on Ebay last year where someone was selling the naming rights of their new cat to the highest bidder. At the time I saw it, the bidding was over 20 dollars.

I'll give you five dollars and you can name him Buford. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

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