When a friend left the Marine Corps from Camp LeJuene in the mid 70's his friends gave him 3 gallons of white lightning as a going away present. He'd sent most of his belongings via a moving company and was driving to New Hampshire. Along the Jersey Turnpike he had a flat. Since the spare was under a lot of stuff in his station wagon he had to unload it. While changing the tire along comes a seasoned State Trooper. The trooper asked my friend if he needed assistance. He replied that he did not and was returning home to NH. The trooper silently looked over the wagon with North Carolina plates, Marine Corps stickers, friend's wife & 3 kids, two hound dogs, pile of luggage, several firearms and said to Don - 'Son, I'm not even going to ask what's in those jugs - just fix that tire and get the h*ll out of New Jersey!!'