New Consumer Warning Label

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Gator6x4

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Well I guess we will start seeing "Consumer Warning Label" on chairs, bleechers and anything else a brain dead person can set on.

"A Dallas Cowboys fan is suing her formerly favorite team for burning her *** on a hot bleacher before a scrimmage. Jennelle Carrillo says she got third-degree burns when she sat down outside Cowboys Stadium before the annual Blue & Silver event in Aug 2010. The Cleburne woman was apparently unaware that surfaces become hot when they are sitting in 100-degree heat all day, particularly when those surfaces are solid black and made of marble. She has filed a lawsuit against the team and its general manager Jerry Jones, arguing that the stadium should have posted signs alerting people the benches could be hot. "

Well it at least keeps insurance companies, Lawyers and label makers employed in these hard economic times.
 
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Must of been a blond
 
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3rd degree..... BS. You would have to sit on a stove for that.
 
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Those benches have been known to cause cancer in California lol
 
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I reserve judgement until I see the injuries with my own eyes:licking:
 
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Whatta a** !!!!

David Sent from my iPad using TractorByNet
 
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Whatta a** !!!!

David Sent from my iPad using TractorByNet

That's right in line witht he college gal in Moscow, Id that sued the college after she got drunk and fell out of a 2nd story window. Judge did the right thing and basically gave her the bird.

Harry K
 
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Living here in Texas, you know things are hot when sitting out in the sun, I think I would have "got the idea to move" when I felt the 1st degree burn. I mean, what was she thinking " yeah it's hot, but it will cool down" I hope the judge tosses this one.
 
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OMG. That's hilarious and insane. I know if I sat down on a bench and it was hot, I'd get right back up.

Chad
 

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