New JD prettier than wife?

[Soundguy]

I do wonder at what age I will get more excited about my tractor then my wife?

Eddie

I swear.. there are times.....

soundguy

 

[Tom_H]

This gives me a great idea:

1. Give the wife a gift certificate to have hair, makeup, etc. done at a spa.

2. Hire a professional photographer to come out to the property.

3. Sit the wife in the seat of the tractor.

4. Have the photographer get a really nice pic.

5. Get a very large copy made.

6. Frame the pic in an expensive frame.

7. Hang it over the hearth.

Now a man can admire a rare combination of beauty without deciding between the two subjects! One plus one adds up to more than two. A beautiful woman on a beautiful tractor is a beautiful picture indeed!!

 

[pennwalk]

I do wonder at what age I will get more excited about my tractor then my wife?

Yeah but that was a brand new JOHN DEERE tractor.

 

[gotrocks]

Does this fit here?

How do you tell which loves you the most, your wife or you dog?

Put both into the trunk of the car, take them for a ride in the country.

When you open the trunk, see which one is the happiest to see you.