Nice shot

[stuckmotor]

It was dusk and I was driving home from the farm when I looked up to see the silhouette of a majestic bird sailing in the twilight sky. We were traveling in opposite directions and the bird was soon behind me. As I wondered why the bird was still flying so late in the evening, SPLAT! SPLAT! the bird poop hit my windshield.

 

[Looking4new]

It was dusk and I was driving home from the farm when I looked up to see the silhouette of a majestic bird sailing in the twilight sky. We were traveling in opposite directions and the bird was soon behind me. As I wondered why the bird was still flying so late in the evening, SPLAT! SPLAT! the bird poop hit my windshield.

Bombing practice!

 

[stuckmotor]

I think it had a Norden bombsight.

 

[EddieWalker]

Bombing practice!

FUNNY!!!

 

[2LaneCruzer]

It was dusk and I was driving home from the farm when I looked up to see the silhouette of a majestic bird sailing in the twilight sky. We were traveling in opposite directions and the bird was soon behind me. As I wondered why the bird was still flying so late in the evening, SPLAT! SPLAT! the bird poop hit my windshield.

Seems to me that you "spotted" each other.

 

[stuckmotor]

I had something similar happen once before. I never saw the bird that time.

 

[Gary Fowler]

I was at my sisters house one day standing by the car saying our goodbyes before we left. A huge white crane flew over really low and let loose a long white stream. It hit my hot car starting at the front hood and went all the way to the trunk. We immediately go a water hose to wash it off but that hot surface baked it a little so we had to find a sponge to scrub it off with. I couldn't believe that bird was so full of crap.

 

[Old Guy in Tenn]

Red Skelton did several routines including 2 seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliffe. In one, the birds were flying together and Gertrude asked Heathcliffe if he had seen any of those new sports cars. Heathcliffe replies "Yep, I spotted one a while back."

 

[Natureboy]

We have a half dead red pine in the corner of the yard. Down below it is full of large white glops. Apparently a blue heron uses it everyday for its morning constitutional. Never have a camera handy when I see it up there.

 

[Jim Shooz]

Our long distance passenger trains had toilets that discharged straight down onto the tracks below. The main line out of town crossed over the main road out and a guy I worked with was driving home underneath and caught the whole bowl.

 

[RSKY]

Several years ago, actually many years ago, myself, my wife and my in-laws were walking from the parking lot into a mall in Clarksville Tennessee. There was a small tree on the parking lot. There were many, many birds in the tree. I walked up and kicked the tree.

Bad Idea!!

Until she died my mother in law brought that up at least four or five times a year.

RSKY

 

[Ed of all trades]

When we lived in Tn our mail man told us this, One day on the route he came around a curve and saw a buzzard in the road. He hit the gas and almost hit the buzzard. The buzzard got the best of it though, it puked on his car.:shocked: He had to deal with the smell that was not all roses for the rest of his route. Ed

 

[Thomas]

Least you weren't on motorcycle.

 

[PILOON]

I frequently pass a marsh frequented by herons.
When the fly off they usually poop a 20 ft stream of feces.
Pressure washer would be more appropriate than window washer on a direct hit.

 

[stuckmotor]

I'm still trying to rinse the majestic bird crap off of my truck. It looks like I'm going to have to break down and scrub it.