Tdog
Platinum Member
> IT'S GOOD TO BE A MAN
>
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You don't care if no one notices your new
> haircut.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station
> because
> this one's just too icky.
>
> Same work... more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
> People never stare at your chest when you're talking
> to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with:
>
> "So, notice anything different?"
>
> One mood, ALL the dang time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
> You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> You can kill your own food.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> If someone forgets to invite you to something,
> he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> Everything on your face stays its original
> color.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's
> seat.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is
> coming.
> You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
> without thinking:
>
> "He must be mad at me."
>
> You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
> little gift.
>
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five
> colors.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
> on a bolt.
>
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
> decades.
>
> You don't have to shave below your neck.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
> seasons.
> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives,
>
> on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
>
> You can send this email to anyone and not ever
> worry
> if it may offend somebody.
>
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> Chocolate is just another snack.
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You don't care if no one notices your new
> haircut.
> The world is your urinal.
> You never have to drive to another gas station
> because
> this one's just too icky.
>
> Same work... more pay.
> Wrinkles add character.
> Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
> People never stare at your chest when you're talking
> to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with:
>
> "So, notice anything different?"
>
> One mood, ALL the dang time.
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>
> A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind.
> You can leave the motel bed unmade.
> You can kill your own food.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness.
> If someone forgets to invite you to something,
> he or she can still be your friend.
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
> Everything on your face stays its original
> color.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's
> seat.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> You don't have to clean your apartment if the maid is
> coming.
> You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours
> without thinking:
>
> "He must be mad at me."
>
> You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a
> little gift.
>
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five
> colors.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut
> on a bolt.
>
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
> decades.
>
> You don't have to shave below your neck.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
> seasons.
> You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
> mustache.
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives,
>
> on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
>
> You can send this email to anyone and not ever
> worry
> if it may offend somebody.
