No longer a regen virgin!

   / No longer a regen virgin! #11  
That was so good that I went out side for a smoke!
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #12  
You always remember your first time... I'm still waiting on my L 3301 to warm up to the idea.
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #13  
Regen? I've got a "regen" position on my loader joystick. It just shakes the bucket very fast to get the sticky mud & stuff to fall out.
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #14  
I will have to admit, your thread made me laugh. A lot..Thank you. It was good for me too!:D
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #15  
Well written, I'm still laughing.
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #16  
Had my first regeneration yesterday!
It only took us 10-15 minutes.

And talk about anticlimactic! It was so uneventful. What was everyone getting so excited about. Did I do it wrong?

She seemed barely phased,

You need the little blue pill. And maybe you should put one in her tank too?
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #17  
Had my first regeneration yesterday! At 27hrs I thought it would never happen for Loraine and I (BTW Loraine is my beautiful MX4800). What was I doing wrong I thought?

Then finally... IT happened! Suddenly she was ready to take that next step in our relationship.

It only took us 10-15 minutes.

And talk about anticlimactic! It was so uneventful. What was everyone getting so excited about. Did I do it wrong?
She seemed barely phased, like I had met her requirements and she did all the work. What about me and my needs? I feel so used and dirty... or maybe that's just soot?
What has everyone gotten so excited about? (I hear tha even the Rev Billy Graham has called regen sinfull!)

Now all I can wonder is- will it be more exciting the next time? When will she be ready again? If I treat her right?

One thing is for sure, while you and Loraine may have many blissful regeneration's in the future, you will never have another "first time" experience with her. Oh sure there could be other "first times" with other tractors, but there will never be another "first time" for Loraine. She has given you a precious gift, and I hope you can appreciate that.:D
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #18  
You are already think'n about the next time? What do think Loraine is? A machine?

prs
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #19  
I hate to bust your bubble but....
It does sound like it "wasn't her first time".:eek:
 
   / No longer a regen virgin! #20  
Haha! This one did make me smile! :D

However, Old Gals do it better....experience counts...lol ;)


 

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