Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D

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Well three of them landed in the field in front of my house about a month ago. They had German markings (look at the tail area) and were fully armed with window and door guns.

****'s in Arizona?
 
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Consumer alert for those interested in communicating with aliens. Don't waste your money by buying the Altair 3000.


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The only thing I've picked up on mine is the Jim Rome Show. $999.95 + S & H down the drain.:thumbdown:

Steve

Steve, you may have a Southern Hemisphere version of the Altair 3000. Check the Owners Manual, Page 3, "Terms and Conditions", (fine print) 4th paragraph.

There's a conversion kit available IOT switch it to Northern Hemisphere Protection (TM). It's only US$249.99 + S&H if I remember correctly. I'd link you to their website but it's not operational for some reason... a temporary situation I'm sure.
 
   / Now I know why I'm seeing so many black helicopters! :D
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Steve, you may have a Southern Hemisphere version of the Altair 3000. Check the Owners Manual, Page 3, "Terms and Conditions", (fine print) 4th paragraph.

There's a conversion kit available IOT switch it to Northern Hemisphere Protection (TM). It's only US$249.99 + S&H if I remember correctly. I'd link you to their website but it's not operational for some reason... a temporary situation I'm sure.

I've been trying not to overpost here, but have to say this. I happen to have that exact piece of scrap wire- er, highly sensitive item which I will give to somebody who needs it.

Of course, I will need 999.95 for shipping, handling, and other fees.
 
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Steve, you may have a Southern Hemisphere version of the Altair 3000. Check the Owners Manual, Page 3, "Terms and Conditions", (fine print) 4th paragraph.

There's a conversion kit available IOT switch it to Northern Hemisphere Protection (TM). It's only US$249.99 + S&H if I remember correctly. I'd link you to their website but it's not operational for some reason... a temporary situation I'm sure.

Randy,

My Altair is the Northern Hemisphere version. Do you pick up the Jim Rome show on your Southern Hemisphere version? The show comes on weekdays from 17:00 to 20:00 GMT.

I am beginning to think that my Altair is not as defective as I thought at the outset. Rome uses jargon that may have been misinterpreted by an "amateur lexicographer" -- Stucknut Jim Rome Smacktionary. Alternatively ( and a view I am beginning to believe), the "amateur lexicographer" may be a Rome lackey who has provided "innocent" interpretations of Rome jargon that has an alternative meaning to those "in the know."

Steve
 
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My apology for thread drift.

Poll Question

Among radio/TV personalities, who is the most annoying?

A. Dick Vitale
B. Jim Rome
C. Suze Orman

I pick A, but B and C finish tied for a close second.

Steve

Edit

I forgot D. Jim Cramer.

I still pick A, with B, C, and D finishing tied for second.
 
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My apology for thread drift.

Poll Question

Among radio/TV personalities, who is the most annoying?

A. Dick Vitale
B. Jim Rome
C. Suze Orman

I pick A, but B and C finish tied for a close second.

Steve

Now I'm confused... I thought that this thread was about drifting.

Getting back to your question though, I would pick "B".

(I have no clue who any of these people are, but have always been able to pull off a passing grade on any multitude guess test.)
 
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All the black helicopters in my area are looking for maryjane. Doing very well too
 
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Now I'm confused... I thought that this thread was about drifting.

Getting back to your question though, I would pick "B".

(I have no clue who any of these people are, but have always been able to pull off a passing grade on any multitude guess test.)

??? I thought that when answering multiple-guess questions you always pick "C".
 

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