sixdogs
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- Joined
- Dec 8, 2007
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- Location
- Ohio
- Tractor
- Kubota M7040, Kubota MX5100, Deere 790 TLB, Farmall Super C
We could call it he "Texas Rusty Clutch Chili Cookoff" and have the contestants provide the grub. Maybe get the farm bureau to advertise and say all the ingredients must come from Texas. Charge the pubic admission for lunch and do an in-ground ox roast. Put up a tent. Get the up-front $$ from sponsors.
Get a chili sauce maker to sponsor four ft mini cluch trophies and we chip in or get a sponsored $500 first prize. Implement sponors and equipment demos. Kiddie tractor pull.
Beauty queen contest and crown a "Rusty Clutch Queen" with four runner-ups. Maybe a few Junior Miss little girls and a few "Over 50" winners.
Sell T-shirts including regular, womens and wife-beater style. "I survived the Rusty Clutch Cookoff". I judge the beauty contests. :licking:
Have the State Governor or Larry Hagman award Grand Prize trophy. Dealer the balance. Crown a King and Queen.
Tractor parade led by either our clutch guy customer (Grand Marshall?) or hot babe on similar MF tractor. Invite the MF club to give tractor trophies. Have them bring samples of the entire MF line from the Pony forward. Whaetever they want--these guys love this stuff,
No prob getting in a cooking magazine plus Farm Bureau, the Texas Ag publication and some of those hobby farmer rags. Local news and TV.
We copyright the promo stuff and then begin our plan to take over the world.
Get a chili sauce maker to sponsor four ft mini cluch trophies and we chip in or get a sponsored $500 first prize. Implement sponors and equipment demos. Kiddie tractor pull.
Beauty queen contest and crown a "Rusty Clutch Queen" with four runner-ups. Maybe a few Junior Miss little girls and a few "Over 50" winners.
Sell T-shirts including regular, womens and wife-beater style. "I survived the Rusty Clutch Cookoff". I judge the beauty contests. :licking:
Have the State Governor or Larry Hagman award Grand Prize trophy. Dealer the balance. Crown a King and Queen.
Tractor parade led by either our clutch guy customer (Grand Marshall?) or hot babe on similar MF tractor. Invite the MF club to give tractor trophies. Have them bring samples of the entire MF line from the Pony forward. Whaetever they want--these guys love this stuff,
No prob getting in a cooking magazine plus Farm Bureau, the Texas Ag publication and some of those hobby farmer rags. Local news and TV.
We copyright the promo stuff and then begin our plan to take over the world.