Old Geezer Joke

[Halftrack]

Trooper stops a semi for speeding and walks up to talk with the driver. The driver is pissed, but more at himself than the trooper. The trooper goes through the usual routine with the driver, gets his info and returns to his cruiser. The truck driver stews and the trooper returns with his info and issues the ticket. As the trooper finishes up, an old geezer wearing and carrying garbage bags walks past the cab on down the road. The truck driver remarks, "well, I guess I'm still better off than him." Trooper replies, " who, that retired trooper?"

 

[Old Guy in Tenn]

Donald Trump stopped at a retirement home, hoping to drum up some votes. While yapping about how much he could do for retired folks he noticed a woman sitting by the window and paying him no attention. Taking a break, he walks over to her and asks if she knows who he is. "No", she says, "but if you ask that nice young man at the front desk, he will tell you".