orezok
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
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dodge man
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That took me a minute to figure that one out.
drssg
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My wife specifically requested a little dog charm to go on a bracelet she has. I happened to watch part of the SNL Christmas special last night, and the following skit made me think, but I'm sure it's fine. 
Holiday Jewelry - SNL - YouTube
Holiday Jewelry - SNL - YouTube
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orezok
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A cartridge in a dead tree?
I'm not sure if I figured it out, or not. I can be a little thick sometimes on jokes.
You are really close. Think about the song... A cartridge in a bare tree :thumbsup:
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2LaneCruzer
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My wife specifically requested a little dog charm to go on a bracelet she has. I happened to watch part of the SNL Christmas special last night, and the following skit made me think, but I'm sure it's fine.
Holiday Jewelry - SNL - YouTube
We live and learn. When Sharn Jean and I were first married, as a joke, I bought a scrub brush, stuffed it inside of a paper tube left over from Christmas wrap, wrapped it up and put it under the tree with her name on it. She opened it and was devastated. She began crying, and I had to make amends fast. Told her it was a joke, and retrieved her real gift, I think it was a wrist watch that year, and things smoothed out...eventually. I had a lot to learn about women in those days, and still haven't completed the course.
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We live and learn. When Sharn Jean and I were first married, as a joke, I bought a scrub brush, stuffed it inside of a paper tube left over from Christmas wrap, wrapped it up and put it under the tree with her name on it. She opened it and was devastated. She began crying, and I had to make amends fast. Told her it was a joke, and retrieved her real gift, I think it was a wrist watch that year, and things smoothed out...eventually. I had a lot to learn about women in those days, and still haven't completed the course.
My wife had gained a bit of weight so for Christmas I bought her a bathroom scale. Ya I had a bit to learn in those days too and like you I'm still learning.........