Only in the South?

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#11  
Was LMAO till it got the full mental picture,now I,m a little ill.:laughing:Dave

Two drunk fifty-somethings in bed eating pig's feet. I'm doing my best to avoid thinking of them as being naked at the time.:D

To paraphrase the late Jerry Clower, "Now had you seen that sight, you wouldn't want anything to eat for at least a week."

Steve
 
   / Only in the South? #12  
Steve, naked 50 some thing sounds good when you,re in your 60s.Our eye sight gets poorer with age,probably a good thing:eek:Dave
 
   / Only in the South? #13  
Chances are she cut him cuz he was trying to get one of the feet for himself. And yea it was proble the same knife she used to clean her own toes with.:thumbsup:
 
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#14  
And yea it was proble the same knife she used to clean her own toes with.:thumbsup:

I could have gone the rest of my life without that mental image. Thanks for sharing.:laughing:

Steve
 
   / Only in the South?
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#15  
Steve, naked 50 some thing sounds good when you,re in your 60s.Our eye sight gets poorer with age,probably a good thing:eek:Dave

I'm in my 60s too, but there are 50-somethings and then there are 50-somethings. The image I have of the lady in question falls into the latter category.:laughing:

Steve
 
   / Only in the South? #16  
I know what ya mean Steve,she sounds like a Jerry Springer quest,and I never watch the show.There are the haves and have nots,brains I mean:confused2:Dave
 
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#17  
I know what ya mean Steve,she sounds like a Jerry Springer quest,and I never watch the show.There are the haves and have nots,brains I mean:confused2:Dave

Gotcha!!:thumbsup:

I served as one of my Department's academic advisers in my former life. One of my duties was meeting incoming students and their parents during Freshman Orientation sessions. The older I got, the "have" mothers seemed more and more attractive.:)

Steve
 
   / Only in the South? #18  
I love pickeled pigs feet and you,d be in Canada to get much north of me:laughing:Dave

Never tried them, I KNOW where pigs feet have been!!! :D ~~ grnspot110
 
   / Only in the South? #19  
Never tried them, I KNOW where pigs feet have been!!! :D ~~ grnspot110

well, they do wipe thier feet off first:licking:ya don,t know what you,re missing:thumbsup:Dave
 

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