When my FIL decided to stick his hand in the cleanout chute of the thresher one evening (Yep, you do stupid things when tired) I took about 2 weeks of Leave to help on the farm........ It was the harvesting time, and I know squat about farming, except that when it is time for it to happen, it needs to happen right THEN.
Anyway, they did not trust me to drive the thresher etc. so I ran the big tractor pulling tandems and triples of the 4 wheeled front axle steering farm trailers.
I was extremely competent at manuevering cranes, and helicopters with tugs and tractors and cranes, but backing those wagons liked to kill me. For me to put them in the garage I had to unhitch, then one at a time I would hitch to the front and push them into the barn. I was pretty much the laughing stock of the family over that.
It got to the point that my FIL would go back to the garage any time I had to unhook and park the trailers. He would leave 2 attached, would climb up on the step beside me standing on the step, tell me to "go" and I would start backing up. He would stand there with one hand held up over his head in this bandage and back the trailers into the hall, while steering with his unmangled hand. Then he would say "stop" and I would hit the brakes, get out unhitch the back trailer, reset forward, he would get on the step and back the second one in beside it.
There was about 6 to 12" between the trailers and the walls.
They always looked at me and could not figure out why I could not do it. After a while though, I did figure out that it was only my FIL and two of the BIL that could do it and not all of them.
And as a side note, There is my FIL, hand mangled, blood running down his arm, 4 fingers cut too the bone, sticking sideways from his hand. My MIL gives him a shower, and he is getting dressed in a suit.... I am FREAKING out trying to take him to the emergency room. He looks at me very calmly and say's he cannot go into town dressed like he is,,,, Folks will say he looks like a FARMER......
You can Always tell a German, you just can't tell them much
