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This rhetoric reminds me of the garden tractor web site I got interested in after I purchased a new lawnmower 3 years ago.
My mistake there was buying a Craftsman mower when any idiot knows only a John Deere can be seen in your yard without making the neighbors laugh at your poor judgment. The ridicule I've endured on that web site for purchasing a Sears product is monumental.
Same thing on this board. I'm so ashamed of my newly-purchased Vietnam Yanmar that I keep it down in the cattle loafing shed, out of sight. Only mow at night when passers-by can't tell what it is.
I think I'll trade it for a Ford 8N (probably have to pay some boot) but I'll get an American product that a foreigner has never touched. One that has never been double stacked in a shipping container, one that has been properly maintained (absolutely no "hand-made" parts) by an American farmer who religiously followed the maintenance schedule. No baling wire repairs for me! Oh, yeah - absolutely no new paint! That's a sure tip-off that somebody has used the paint as a smokescreen to cover up major defects. My "new" Ford will need to be beat all to **** and rusty. That way I'll know for sure that the hoses, generator, water pump, engine, transmission and bearings are all good - and I can start mowing again in daylight. Weather- beaten farmers driving by will nod to themselves in approval as they observe the wheezing old war horse in action. I will once again be able to hold my head up in public. Babies will cease to cry when I approach and the banker will greet me by my first name.
Right now I've got to go. The Craftsman is about to get its first new part - a mower deck belt. Had a feeling I shouldn't have bought that thing.
Shoot, without all the informed and considered information available on the internet I’d probably still be mowing in daylight with the Yanmar and the Craftsman, much to the hilarious delight of my wise old neighbors - both digital and geographic.
My mistake there was buying a Craftsman mower when any idiot knows only a John Deere can be seen in your yard without making the neighbors laugh at your poor judgment. The ridicule I've endured on that web site for purchasing a Sears product is monumental.
Same thing on this board. I'm so ashamed of my newly-purchased Vietnam Yanmar that I keep it down in the cattle loafing shed, out of sight. Only mow at night when passers-by can't tell what it is.
I think I'll trade it for a Ford 8N (probably have to pay some boot) but I'll get an American product that a foreigner has never touched. One that has never been double stacked in a shipping container, one that has been properly maintained (absolutely no "hand-made" parts) by an American farmer who religiously followed the maintenance schedule. No baling wire repairs for me! Oh, yeah - absolutely no new paint! That's a sure tip-off that somebody has used the paint as a smokescreen to cover up major defects. My "new" Ford will need to be beat all to **** and rusty. That way I'll know for sure that the hoses, generator, water pump, engine, transmission and bearings are all good - and I can start mowing again in daylight. Weather- beaten farmers driving by will nod to themselves in approval as they observe the wheezing old war horse in action. I will once again be able to hold my head up in public. Babies will cease to cry when I approach and the banker will greet me by my first name.
Right now I've got to go. The Craftsman is about to get its first new part - a mower deck belt. Had a feeling I shouldn't have bought that thing.
Shoot, without all the informed and considered information available on the internet I’d probably still be mowing in daylight with the Yanmar and the Craftsman, much to the hilarious delight of my wise old neighbors - both digital and geographic.