Organic Pallet Forks!

LostInTheWoods · Apr 6, 2011

KennyG said:
Judging from what we CAN'T see in the photos, I'm sure the real value is in the super secret patented fork attachment method. (I'm suspecting baling wire.)

There's certainly magic in our pallet forks, but some things must remain trade secrets. Rest assured, after having logged nearly 25 minutes of intensive testing in our real-world laboratory, they're every bit as impressive as they look!

kebo · Apr 6, 2011

Biodegradable???? Have you not seen how long a cedar tree will last after it's been cut???? They might outlast a set of metal forks!

smstonypoint · Apr 6, 2011

LostInTheWoods said:
Of course! Great for the environment, and great for you. Our early users have already become smarter, more handsome, and more charismatic. You too will become the life of the party after only one use!

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Your humble servant,
Samuel Johnson, LLD MA

LostInTheWoods · Apr 6, 2011

smstonypoint said:
Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises, and by eloquence sometimes sublime and sometimes pathetick.

Your humble servant,
Samuel Johnson, LLD MA

The effectiveness of advertising depends on the amount and kind of product information available to consumers. Advertising will be more successful the more impoverished the consumer's information environment.

As always I remain respectably yours,

Michael Schudson