Pallets in fields

[/pine]

Did you hear about the Pallet Club member that broke his leg raking leaves?....he fell out of the tree...!

 

[lilranch2001]

I didn稚 know your son was a member!

Did you get pics?

 

[/pine]

Why did the pallet club members keep staring at the orange juice container?....it said "concentrate"...!

 

[lilranch2001]

Yea. Rehash 50 year old jokes....

Now THAT is creative!

 

[/pine]

What did the pallet club member say when he opened a box of Cheerios?....Oh look...Doughnut seeds...!

 

[Pixguy]

Is someone trying to close a thread that they don't like instead of just unsubscribing?

 

[/pine]

There is no such thing as a pallet club member joke...they are all true stories...!

 

[buckeyefarmer]

Pine longs to be included in a pallet.

 

[PILOON]

Then there is;
Who goosed the moose--- by antlers in the tree tops!

 

[stuckmotor]

I'm sure a lot of the members got new Crayola's from Santa...so don't forget the first rule of the "Pallet Club"... try to stay inside the lines when coloring...! :laughing:

Sorry/. He who doesn't play the game, doesn't make the rules.

 

[/pine]

What do you call a pallet club member with an IQ of 45....Gifted...!

 

[stuckmotor]

I am guessing the guilty pallet is made of pine!

There is that possibility.

 

[stuckmotor]

Why did the pallet club members keep staring at the orange juice container?....it said "concentrate"...!

Now, that was funny. I don't care how much of sourpuss you are.

 

[/pine]

Unlike Bigfoot...pallet club members are not camera shy...you can find their pictures on the Internet by searching for "walmartians"...

 

[goeduck]

What did the pallet club member say when he opened a box of Cheerios?....Oh look...Doughnut seeds...!

^^^ good example of Sophomoric humor

 

[/pine]

good example of Sophomoric humor

It's called playing to an audience...it's no fun if you have to explain everything...

 

[Steppenwolfe]

Now the question is .... Is /pine the well educated fellow or the simple minded fellow?

Follow your instinct here...

 

[Jstpssng]

This thread is 7 years old today... until recently it was fun to read.

Hasta Manana.

 

[2LaneCruzer]

This thread is 7 years old today... until recently it was fun to read.

Hasta Manana.

A very timely and and appropriate comment. Brings back memories of 60 years ago...the softball team from the near by town couldn't beat us in a game, but they could come in at night and dig donuts all over our field with their old trucks.

 

[stuckmotor]

It's called playing to an audience...it's no fun if you have to explain everything...

/ I told your cookie sheet joke to a friend in England and had to explain it.
He calls cookies biscuits and I think, he calls sheets trays.

This friend likes to pretend he doesn't enjoy good humour. He reminds me of someone.