Pallets in fields

[Wagtail]

You sir, are the only person who has ever actually admitted buying the x-ray glasses for dubious purposes.

Oh, and Steve... "Professional x-ray glasses, on the other hand, are not limited in that regard."

So you're saying that that you CAN see the naughty bits? What type and placement of shielding would you use in order to safely deploy 'professional X-ray glasses' in the field? Crikey, the power-pack alone would throw your back out, wouldn't it?

Naturally, when I say 'in the field' I mean for the investigation of the field borne pallets.

 

[stuckmotor]

Sir, because our efforts to help you refocus on science have failed, medication is required. You can chose either a synthetic or an herbal anaphrodisiac to quell your libido. Please avail yourself of one of these remedies as soon as possible so that you can return to the noble quest for scientific knowledge.
Steve

I'd rather think about the squirrel girl.

 

[stuckmotor]

I predict my testicles are going to stayed tucked "up" inside me till spring

The testicelist faction has joined the debate.

 

[dragoneggs]

The testicelist faction has joined the debate.

Oh and TomSellers I am sure, will join you on the board of directors.

 

[stuckmotor]

Dang it. I will have to cancel by order.

The lenz of x-ray glasses used to be made from a feather. You could probably construct your own in short order. Don't ask how I know this.

 

[lockhaven]

maybe the farmer has a flat tire and has been unable to pick the pallets up

 

[RobertBrown]

It was a feeble attempt to draw upon your understanding of the four forces known to physicists. You hide your knowledge well my friend. :laughing:

The cloud of particles we know as pallets have a past, present and future in space and time. If we could discover what they may become in the future, it may explain what they are now, and were in the past.

:laughing: Again with the jokes......I suppose I need to remind you of the matters at hand? This is serious business my friend

what is the half-life of a pallet, and, what element does palletium become as it decays?

Palletium is not an element.....
Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Rumpoleate and Phtiyegen.

But everyone knows that palletium does not decay....unless it comes in contact with unobtanium, which is highly unlikely, but not beyond the realm of possibility.
As you know, the process then becomes a very rapid decay releasing incalculable amounts of energy.

Which brings me to the Big Bang theory...... theorizing the pallets are actually devices of potential mass destruction capable of annihilating large numbers of the population and rendering the remaining humans as helpless.

How are you at becoming a slave? Where will you find yourself after the global holocaust? Will you be able to figure out how to traverse the barriers of time and space and travel back to the pallet sites and remove same to save mankind?

 

[blueriver]

I'd rather think about the squirrel girl.

Yep page after page of "science" and right back to squirrel girl .. So much for science.

 

[tkappeler]

I can see that next month's TBN newsletter will highlight this thread.

 

[lilranch2001]

I wonder which faction will be highlighted