Oi! At no time have I ever condoned the Squirellist Theory.
Indeed, I am the only member of this Fellowship of the Pallet [FOTP] to have presented any sort of tertiary qualification to be entrusted with this delicate apparatus! As a serving RAN Reservist, I hold a Top Secret security clearance which would guarantee that the device would not be used in a nefarious way. I clearly stated that "observing ladies 'naughty bits'" was a standard operating procedure [SOP] to calibrate the Professional X-ray Glasses... nothing more.
As a fellow TBN MOTM [Member of the Month], I am surprised at your insinuations! Especially as a veiled attempt to advance yourself 'up the queue' for access to this technology.