Pallets in fields

[forgeblast]

What if these were the pallets used to close the George Washington Bridge, and they were out there to be Fargo'ed (wood chipper)

 

[TomSeller]

I wonder if there are any alien tracks around the pallets now that they are snowed in

These aliens leave invisible tracks. They are ghost aliens.

 

[polo1665]

These aliens leave invisible tracks. They are ghost aliens.

Either that, or very light on their little green feet.

 

[mikehaugen]

Either that, or very light on their little green feet.

How do you know they are green? Have you seen them? Are you conspiring with them?

 

[dave1949]

Don't know if this is the best place to ask this, but couldn't find a better place.

I have noticed over the past few years that the local farm fields get populated with a pair of pallets leaned up against each other to form a inverted V shape. they are always out near the middle of the field, in a line, and about 500 to 700 feet apart.

Now during the Spring and Summer they are nowhere to be seen, and in late Fall they are out there again. As far as I know (not having been out in the middle of these fields) from driving by every day there is nothing out there that needs protection such as a irrigation pipe, so I can not figure out what purpose they serve. No one is out in those fields over the winter to do damage to anything except maybe some one riding their snowmobile if we get measurable snow which is not too common here.

Could someone explain the reason for these? I see them on more than one farm throughout our county.

There are four mysteries here:
1) Where in tarnation is sparc?
2) What were the pallets used for that caused them to be brought to the fields?
3) Why are the pallets still in the field?
4) Why are the pallets not seen during the growing season?

My current conjectures:
1) Sparc is MIA--and the possibility of DT's cannot be ruled out without further information. I suggest someone from NJ attend the local AA meetings in hopes of a sparc sighting.

2) The pallets were used to transport cable spools. (See below.)

3) A break down in the local pallet mafia leadership caused a failure to collect the pallets as promised. There were broken legs.

4) From Sparc's roadside viewpoint, the pallets are obscured by vegetation during the growing season: the pallets are always present but not always visible.


2) Addendum
Numerous long straight lines of pallets stretching great distances across several farms indicate a long, straight construction of something. Returning to the wisdom of the ancients, Ptolemy (AD 90 - AD 168), widely credited with originating the KISS principle, had this advice on theories: "We consider it a good principle to explain the phenomena by the simplest hypothesis possible."

The most obvious, simple conclusion is that a new EnergyStar rated ELF or ULF antenna was installed in the earth of New Jersey. The supposed politically motivated closing of the GW Bridge was a clever cover-up needed to disguise the work to incorporate the bridge structure into the antenna array to achieve electrical lengthening.

The static generated by tires crossing the bridge deck reduced the power requirements needed by older ELF arrays. As strange as it may seem, DARPA actually received a 30% federal tax credit for the development of the "green" antenna array.


Extremely low frequency - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Because of this huge size requirement, to transmit internationally using ELF frequencies, the Earth itself forms a significant part of the antenna, and extremely long leads are necessary into the ground. Various means, such as electrical lengthening, are taken to construct practical radio stations with smaller sizes.

The US maintained two sites, in the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest, Wisconsin and the Escanaba River State Forest, Michigan (originally named Project Sanguine, then downsized and rechristened Project ELF prior to construction), until they were dismantled, beginning in late September 2004. Both sites used long power lines, so-called ground dipoles, as leads. These leads were in multiple strands ranging from 22.5 to 45 kilometres (14.0 to 28 mi) long. Because of the inefficiency of this method, considerable amounts of electrical power were required to operate the system.

 

[polo1665]

How do you know they are green? Have you seen them? Are you conspiring with them?

Oops...

 

[SPYDERLK]

There are four mysteries here:
1) Where in tarnation is sparc?
2) What were the pallets used for that caused them to be brought to the fields?
3) Why are the pallets still in the field?
4) Why are the pallets not seen during the growing season?

My current conjectures:
1) Sparc is MIA--and the possibility of DT's cannot be ruled out without further information. I suggest someone from NJ attend the local AA meetings in hopes of a sparc sighting.

2) The pallets were used to transport cable spools. (See below.)

3) A break down in the local pallet mafia leadership caused a failure to collect the pallets as promised. There were broken legs.

4) From Sparc's roadside viewpoint, the pallets are obscured by vegetation during the growing season: the pallets are always present but not always visible.


2) Addendum
Numerous long straight lines of pallets stretching great distances across several farms indicate a long, straight construction of something. Returning to the wisdom of the ancients, Ptolemy (AD 90 - AD 168), widely credited with originating the KISS principle, had this advice on theories: "We consider it a good principle to explain the phenomena by the simplest hypothesis possible."

The most obvious, simple conclusion is that a new EnergyStar rated ELF or ULF antenna was installed in the earth of New Jersey. The supposed politically motivated closing of the GW Bridge was a clever cover-up needed to disguise the work to incorporate the bridge structure into the antenna array to achieve electrical lengthening.

The static generated by tires crossing the bridge deck reduced the power requirements needed by older ELF arrays. As strange as it may seem, DARPA actually received a 30% federal tax credit for the development of the "green" antenna array.


Extremely low frequency - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Because of this huge size requirement, to transmit internationally using ELF frequencies, the Earth itself forms a significant part of the antenna, and extremely long leads are necessary into the ground. Various means, such as electrical lengthening, are taken to construct practical radio stations with smaller sizes.

The US maintained two sites, in the Chequamegon-Nicolet National Forest, Wisconsin and the Escanaba River State Forest, Michigan (originally named Project Sanguine, then downsized and rechristened Project ELF prior to construction), until they were dismantled, beginning in late September 2004. Both sites used long power lines, so-called ground dipoles, as leads. These leads were in multiple strands ranging from 22.5 to 45 kilometres (14.0 to 28 mi) long. Because of the inefficiency of this method, considerable amounts of electrical power were required to operate the system.

sparc has been on the forum regularly. latest on 1/19/14.

 

[polo1665]

I suggest someone from NJ attend the local AA meetings in hopes of a sparc sighting.

I'm not form New Jersey, but am always up for a road trip. I'll head over that way right after I finish this beer.

 

[kevin37b]

638 posts about absolutely nothing . Let us aire grievances .

 

[smstonypoint]

638 posts about absolutely nothing . Let us aire grievances .

What????????

Grievance #1. Some people do not appreciate science.

Steve