Pallets in fields

[Citydude]

 

[Oldpath05]

("Two men are sitting on the train

One is very well educated and sophisticated and the other is a sad, simple minded alcoholic.

As the train journey is extremely long and there is nothing else to do, the well educated man decides to entertain himself by playing a game with the alcoholic.

The well educated man says “Let’s play a game! We’ll ask each other questions, when I ask you a question and you don’t know the answer, you have to give me a dollar. But when you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you one hundred dollars!” The simple minded man agrees to play.

“What’s the capital of Kuwait?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”


“What is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”


“How many species of Dolphins are there?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”

The simple minded man then gets to ask his question.

“Horns on its head and horns on its ***, what is it?”

The well educated man gets taken aback as he doesn’t know the answer. He gets frustrated and starts thinking, he spends the next several hours contemplating all the possibilities but he still can’t come up with anything.

“This is a stupid game anyway! Here’s the hundred dollars, I don’t care anymore! Just hurry up and tell me what the **** has horns on its head and horns on its ***”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”)


This could be either a test questioner for stupid vs smart or humor vs serious, maybe it's a math test or maybe it's a philosophical statement that no one after 10 years ever found out why there was pallets in the field.
For me I found it to be humorous and sad at the same time, funny that the low educated drunk seemed to outwit a well educated Jeopardy TV game player. The sad part is the alcoholic or druggie cant or wont get out of that lifestyle......

 

[k0ua]

Two men are sitting on the train

One is very well educated and sophisticated and the other is a sad, simple minded alcoholic.

As the train journey is extremely long and there is nothing else to do, the well educated man decides to entertain himself by playing a game with the alcoholic.

The well educated man says “Let’s play a game! We’ll ask each other questions, when I ask you a question and you don’t know the answer, you have to give me a dollar. But when you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer, I’ll give you one hundred dollars!” The simple minded man agrees to play.

“What’s the capital of Kuwait?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”


“What is the distance between the Earth and the Sun?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”


“How many species of Dolphins are there?”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”

The simple minded man then gets to ask his question.

“Horns on its head and horns on its ***, what is it?”

The well educated man gets taken aback as he doesn’t know the answer. He gets frustrated and starts thinking, he spends the next several hours contemplating all the possibilities but he still can’t come up with anything.

“This is a stupid game anyway! Here’s the hundred dollars, I don’t care anymore! Just hurry up and tell me what the **** has horns on its head and horns on its ***”

“I don’t know... here’s a dollar”

That one was precious. I liked it!

 

[lilranch2001]

If I drank more than I do, I would like to be the one sitting next to that SMART feller

 

[airbiscuit]

Happy 7 year anniversary sparc :applause:

 

[k0ua]

Yeah, if only..... If only old Sparc has the stones to go ask that farmer: "hey buddy, why do you have the pallets stacked that way out there in your fields?" But nooooo...

 

[goeduck]

Now the question is .... Is /pine the well educated fellow or the simple minded fellow?

 

[turnkey4099]

FYI...I have a sense of humor that is as sharp as an obsidian scalpel...it's documents in a twisted way here...

FYI...I don't recall calling anyone stupid...I have said on numerous occasions that there are a few (hardly a large number) people that bring up this thread with stupid attempts to say something stupid under the guise of humor...and all that is apparent in replies is just other stupid comments...the thread has become a club house for a small group of wit wannabes that only know one joke..."PULL MY FINGER"...!
What's funny is how vindictive the club members get when I point this out...:laughing:

IMO "silly humor" is an oxymoron...look up the definition of the word "silly"...it does not mean funny or humorous...but the comments are "silly" and it fits as a description of both the comments and the peeps responsible...

My suggestion is to come up with something that is actually funny (and original) and post it in an appropriate thread...there is nothing funny or humorous about pallets...just the people that think there is...duh!

So you reply with another posts calling us all stupid. My respect for you is declining with every poast.

 

[/pine]

So you reply with another posts calling us all stupid. My respect for you is declining with every poast.

LoL...No comments from the peanut gallery...now shad up and get back behind the sign where you belong.. :laughing:...

 

[lilranch2001]

Now the question is .... Is /pine the well educated fellow or the simple minded fellow?

I believe we ALL know the answer to that one!