My wife is all for my toys (tractor, guns, etc.) because she knows that more toys mean I spent less time in her house

Those of you that married city girls that like the country are lucky. I married a country girl. I mean she lived in the sticks at the end of a gravel road. She as no intention of ever living more than ten minutes from a Wal Mart now that she lives in town. I grew up a couple miles from town and would love to go back to the country when school districts are no longer an issue. However the closest I will get is to build a weekend cabin at our remote property.