Photo of a moron

[k0ua]

If you ever wanted to know what a moron actually looks like, here is a photo and a story to go with it!

Employee stole $4G, squandered it on strippers, sports tickets, authorities say | Fox News

 

[RNeumann]

Many men have said- I spent my money on booze and women, the rest I wasted.

 

[oosik]

In the arena of real estate its all - location, baby, location. In the arena of women & booze - its all about perspective, fellow, perspective.

 

[Rock Crawler]

Funny. Corry as we call it is literally a couple miles from me. I had not heard of this locally... yet. I guess your article was posted 5 hours ago, so maybe this will be on the local news this evening?

 

[TheFarmerInAdell]

Reminds me of Office Space (the money stealing method, not the strippers). And he does not look a bit ashamed in the mug shot.

 

[MossRoad]

If you ever wanted to know what a moron actually looks like, here is a photo and a story to go with it!

Employee stole $4G, squandered it on strippers, sports tickets, authorities say | Fox News

Female version....
We had a similar story here several years ago, where a woman imbezzeled $1.4 million from her employer and spent it on local college football players.

 

[Thomas]

He's couple French fries short of happy.

 

[Howling]

It took over 3 years to check up on the guy collecting and handling the money.

The banking industry has federal regulation that require anyone with fiduciary responsibility to take a full week vacation every year. Assumes the fill in person would catch wrong stuff. Saw other strange stuff and odd practices when I did consulting at a large bank in late 1990's.

 

[drssg]

Reminds me of Office Space (the money stealing method, not the strippers). And he does not look a bit ashamed in the mug shot.

That’s what I thought. He appears quite happy. He’s still reminiscing about all those stripper boobies in his face.

 

[Rock Crawler]

That’s what I thought. He appears quite happy. He’s still reminiscing about all those stripper boobies in his face.

There must be something wrong with me, I'm 47 years old and I have never been inside of a stripper place or had stripper boobies in my face. Maybe im missing something? I don't know, I married my wife because I personally find her to be pretty damm hot and Khanna magine one thing to go look at some other chick's body when I have a wife at home who loves me and let me play with her like a jungle gym anytime I wish!

 

[k0ua]

There must be something wrong with me, I'm 47 years old and I have never been inside of a stripper place or had stripper boobies in my face. Maybe im missing something? I don't know, I married my wife because I personally find her to be pretty damm hot and Khanna magine one thing to go look at some other chick's body when I have a wife at home who loves me and let me play with her like a jungle gym anytime I wish!View attachment 573605

Don't feel bad, I was cajoled by "buddies" to go to a strip joint one time. I didn't enjoy it even a little bit. Didn't care much for the skanks on the floor, nor the other clientele. It was not a positive experience.

 

[Rock Crawler]

Don't feel bad, I was cajoled by "buddies" to go to a strip joint one time. I didn't enjoy it even a little bit. Didn't care much for the skanks on the floor, nor the other clientele. It was not a positive experience.

I've always felt that that whole experience was reserved for people who most likely don't have a good relationship at home. For people that have some sort of issue with relationships. And do not desire one so wish to throw money at a random woman in an attempt to have a very very short term relationship. My other problem with it is that honestly I would want to actually have *** with the woman if I was going to go into a back room and see her naked, if she's gonna go into the back room and get naked and jiggle around in front of me only to say thank you good bye….. I don't see how that would be beneficial or in any way pleasurable.

I guess I'm lucky that my wife and I are pretty much rock solid best friends, and you could easily say best friends with benefits…. lol!

 

[MossRoad]

There must be something wrong with me, I'm 47 years old and I have never been inside of a stripper place or had stripper boobies in my face. Maybe im missing something? I don't know, I married my wife because I personally find her to be pretty damm hot and Khanna magine one thing to go look at some other chick's body when I have a wife at home who loves me and let me play with her like a jungle gym anytime I wish!View attachment 573605

I'll tell you what you're missing, bud.... STDs.

:laughing:

 

[MossRoad]

I've always felt that that whole experience was reserved for people who most likely don't have a good relationship at home. For people that have some sort of issue with relationships. And do not desire one so wish to throw money at a random woman in an attempt to have a very very short term relationship. My other problem with it is that honestly I would want to actually have *** with the woman if I was going to go into a back room and see her naked, if she's gonna go into the back room and get naked and jiggle around in front of me only to say thank you good bye?. I don't see how that would be beneficial or in any way pleasurable.

I guess I'm lucky that my wife and I are pretty much rock solid best friends, and you could easily say best friends with benefits? lol!

Well, here's the thing.... some people are hung up on the *** part, and some people just like to watch neckeed people move around. It's weird. I never went for that kind of thing. Love my wife and feel it would be disrespectful to go to strip clubs. I know a lot of older guys that used to go to strip clubs, but never touched. Just looked. Heck, at my last job, first year I was there back around 1987, I walk out into the main office area in cubicle town, and there's a guy sitting in a chair surrounded by a circle of men and women coworkers and there's a belly dancer shaking her stuff around him. His coworkers got him a belly dancer for his retirement. And there were cigars, cigarettes, and some booze, too, at lunch time! That was an eye opener. My how times have changed.

 

[Rock Crawler]

I'll tell you what you're missing, bud.... STDs.

:laughing:

Now that right there is funny, I don't care you are!

 

[MossRoad]

Now that right there is funny, I don't care you are!

Thanks! I'll be here all week.

 

[Howling]

Well, here's the thing.... some people are hung up on the *** part, and some people just like to watch neckeed people move around. It's weird. I never went for that kind of thing. Love my wife and feel it would be disrespectful to go to strip clubs. I know a lot of older guys that used to go to strip clubs, but never touched. Just looked. Heck, at my last job, first year I was there back around 1987, I walk out into the main office area in cubicle town, and there's a guy sitting in a chair surrounded by a circle of men and women coworkers and there's a belly dancer shaking her stuff around him. His coworkers got him a belly dancer for his retirement. And there were cigars, cigarettes, and some booze, too, at lunch time! That was an eye opener. My how times have changed.

Times have changed. Around 1990 where I worked group brought in a dancer for a guy's 50th birthday. His wife, who also worked there, was pissed about the girl gyrating around him. All the scantily clad girl calendars the tool companies would give out in the 1980's now just have pictures of tools.

 

[EddieWalker]

If you ever wanted to know what a moron actually looks like, here is a photo and a story to go with it!

Employee stole $4G, squandered it on strippers, sports tickets, authorities say | Fox News

I'm not clicking on it. I'm afraid it will show my picture!!!!

 

[cqaigy2]

At least he didn't waste it on drugs.

Strippers aren't my thing though, male or female. I've been a few Greek parties with belly dancers, ouzo, food, dancing and broken plates. I asked about the belly dancing and was told in no uncertain terms, that it wasn't about stripping etc.

 

[prichard]

I'm not clicking on it. I'm afraid it will show my picture!!!!

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