1) "It was winter rock salt that rusted my car."
2) Chloride (CaCL) is not several times as corrosive as rock salt (NaCL) and doesn't 'sweat' at >20% humidity.
3) Scalping lawn isn't doing weeds a huge favor.
4) cutting the green off 'til the 'brown' shows is good for grass, if not for ANY other green plant
5) the word 'data' is spelled/pronounced with two 'Ts' (those Romans had it wrong all along)
6) any old oil is a good cutting fluid.
7) chainsaw will cut better at higher rpm & chain's fpm.
8) you don't have to pay back money if whomever you borrowed it from said something you didn't like.
9) a tool might as well be abused because 'It's an old one.' (aka, "Grampy didn't ask for it back yet.")
10) humans can reverse global warming if us d__ Americans will just do their part as expected.
11) people who watch network news are well-informed
12) a person who says "I'm listening .. " actually is.
13) premium gas always provides more horsepower and/or mileage
14) TBNers can discuss cylinders without taking 3 pages to say the same things back and forth while in agreement the whole time.
15) the number of 'E's in the word processes will increase until we all learn to talk with an upward inflection at the end of each sentence.
16) a 4 year old really needs a round of applause and shouts of "Good job!" for zipping up his jacket without help.
17) the colloquial 'gonna' means anything but "let's talk BS for now about 'what a great idea'. We can forget all about it after we celebrate"
18) a minimum wage job should/will provide a 'living wage', allow one to buy a self-driving car, and send three kids to college or life isn't fair
19) "I'm going to win the lottery because I just know"
20) old white men like me are the answer, not the problem