Practical Joke

[circlelake]

I've got a gorella suit that works well on camping trips in Northern MN. Although the Dad's that come along have to scare their own kids. I've been thinking that those red 2" glow sticks that we use for lighted bobbers would work great for the eyes. I know if I saw something like that coming at me in the dark with lighted eyes you wouldn't see me for the next year.
Several years ago I saw a UFO while we were sitting aroung the campfire. It was dimmly lit blue and made a slight humming sound. Couldn't tell how far away it was because it was so dim but it looked like it had windows. Well after a half hour or so we figured out that it had to be within a couple of hundred yards away. It also had made a circle of what looked like several hundred yards. After further investigation with binoculars we could barely see what looked like a bunch of balloons tied together in a 10-15ft diameter circle. The balloons had blue glow sticks in them that made it look like windows. I'm not sure how the person was able to make the unit hover and move around but it sure got everyones blood flowing. Hmmm retirement project to fly on 4th of July.

 

[Deere Dude]

My Crazy Page

Do you fart in bed ?

If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning
she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in…….............…..”

Don't just keep it, share it along
LOL

 

[Molalla1]

:laughing: . . . Good one DD.

 

[Jstpssng]

Funny, you brought this thread up which had a link to another about practical jokes... which I just had to peruse. Yet the joke 12 years ago was on one of the posters who told of working in an auto parts store which "sold" right and left side lug nuts. The irony is that older Chrysler products did have such a thing; left handed threads on one side of the vehicle.

 

[bunyip]

In keeping with the snakes, it was over 30 years ago and we had been out hunting goats, stinking hot day and wearing heavy boots and clothing because of the terrain and snakes, got back to the car exhausted and stripped off the heavy clothes, put on shorts and a pair of sandals, stepped out of the car and stood on the head of about a 4' tiger snake, he was not happy and I wasn't moving, called for help and all my mates could do was get a camera to take a picture before they despatched him.
Unfortunately I no longer have the picture but I remember it like it was yesterday.
Tiger snakes are very fast and can be aggressive, especially when provoked like standing on them.

 

[bunyip]

Funny, you brought this thread up which had a link to another about practical jokes... which I just had to peruse. Yet the joke 12 years ago was on one of the posters who told of working in an auto parts store which "sold" right and left side lug nuts. The irony is that older Chrysler products did have such a thing; left handed threads on one side of the vehicle.

I remember when DVD's first came out they were selling DVD rewinders, I got my kids to rewind a DVD when we got our first unit, they did.

 

[Cat_Driver]

Just did one this week. In Ca we've had some quakes. My wife was working in the office updtairs so I snuck up and started stamping my feet up and down quickly which sounded EXACTLY like an earthwuake plus thye added vibration helped. Her back was to me she FLEW out of her seat and dove under the desk for safety. A better reaction than I could've ever imagined.
She got me back by serving me a baloney sandwich for dinner.

 

[Slowpoke Slim]

Just did one this week. In Ca we've had some quakes. My wife was working in the office updtairs so I snuck up and started stamping my feet up and down quickly which sounded EXACTLY like an earthwuake plus thye added vibration helped. Her back was to me she FLEW out of her seat and dove under the desk for safety. A better reaction than I could've ever imagined.
She got me back by serving me a baloney sandwich for dinner.

Are you sure it was bologna?

:laughing:

 

[oosik]

I had a friend pull a joke on his wife with a dead raccoon. She screamed - beat the dead coon with a shovel - everybody almost croaked they laughed so hard. Finally - she calmed down and saw the humor in the situation.

The following week this guy had a new brand of Tuna in his sandwich for lunch. What the H*LL - he ate it. When he got home from work - there on the counter - an empty can of cat food. They don't own a cat.

 

[buckeyefarmer]

I had a friend pull a joke on his wife with a dead raccoon. She screamed - beat the dead coon with a shovel - everybody almost croaked they laughed so hard. Finally - she calmed down and saw the humor in the situation.

The following week this guy had a new brand of Tuna in his sandwich for lunch. What the H*LL - he ate it. When he got home from work - there on the counter - an empty can of cat food. They don't own a cat.

I dont eat tuna, wouldnt have worked on me.