Really? the tractor x-files..

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RadarTech

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ok, for months and months I have been reading these little known tractor facts.

Some of these I SWEAR came from this VERY web site..

I'll post a few and yall decide:

Tractors are fun to use, but never let your spouse or SO know this. It is very important for all tractor owners to keep this a secret. And, although they may suspect, never let family or friends refer to chores you do with your tractor as "playing." Correct them immediately -- you are working. Keep that grin off your face. Your tractor is not "your toy," it is a machine.


If you drive your tractor on the road, you know how important a slow moving vehicle (SMV) emlem can be to your safety. But, did you know that there is a new standard (ASAE S276.5) for this emblem, which is more reflective and easier to see at night? In fact, a retrofit kit for existing emblems is available from Successful Farming magazine. To update your old emblems, send $7 for each kit to Successful Farming - SMV Kit, 1716 Locust Street LS 445, Des Moines, IA 50309-3023. Each kit contains the orange center triangle (daytime visibility) and three strips of border tape (nightime) -- does not include metal backing. Gempler's also has new style SMV emblems.



Why are tractor wheels smaller in the front than in the back? Rear tractor wheels are large for maximum tire/ground contact. This improves both stability and traction. And, since tractors have no suspension, this helps to even out the ride somewhat for the driver. Front tractor wheels are small to minimize tire/ground contact and make steering easier. Small wheels also allow for a tighter turning radius with a narrow wheelbase.


You know you're having a bad day when...
[excerpted from Unbridled Thoughts, by Bernie Armata]

You forgot where a certain large rock was located while brush-hogging a field.
The tractor seat is covered with bird droppings because you didn't cover it with the tarp last night.
You've finished changing the oil in the tractor and it occurs to you later that you may have forgotten to put the drain plug back in the oil pan.
You travel 20 miles to get a part for your tractor and when you get back home with it, discover that the dealer gave you the wrong one.


LEGAL NOTICE--- these were all found on the net, with all the credit given when I know it....


More to follow----
I promise!


J
 
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FACT or FICTION????
Deere & Co., manufacturers of John Deere equipment -- some of the most revered tractors in the world -- is also responsible for crafting the somewhat less respectable array of Homelite brand products.


This one -- I just don't know about---Any one care to try and report back?
Interested in learning how to tell if a tractor you're thinking of buying has been stolen, had major repairs or had the hour meter rolled back illegally? Send for the brochure on machinery fraud, "Self-Propelled Farm and Construction Machinery," available from the Iowa Attorney General, Hoover Bldg., Des Moines, IA 50319, (515) 281-5164.


For the past several years, the often revered line of Troy-Bilt lawn & garden tractors have been manufactured by MTD.


This one is just for TEG since he went to the area recently:

Whortonsville Yacht & Tractor Club

Not sure I believe it-- yacht and tractor club??????

don't worry I have even more coming!!!

J
 
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So I wonder who would get this right!!!!

Which country has more tractors per capita?

A. Canada
B. Iceland
C. Japan



Whatcha think?


I don't think you will have a clue...

J
 
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I will post the answer tomorrow morning....
J
 
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Per capita...........I would say Iceland.

Do we get a jacket if we win?:D

Mark
 
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Per capita...........I would say Iceland.

Do we get a jacket if we win?:D

Mark

Legal Disclaimer--- I don't have a jacket to give...

But JPM might... Ask him...

J
 
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what!! do you know something i don't:)
 
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what!! do you know something i don't:)

Well according to the officially elected statitiician. You are the expected winner for the 2 miillion post contest!


J
 

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